Chuck Norris

[ZB9]

When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins.

[ZB9]

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When the Boogeman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

[RockinDaMike]

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in b4 lock.......will this ever end? chuck norris will live forever i guess

[Skerik]

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If I had a dollar for every Chuck Norris thread posted here, I would be as rich as....you guessed it, Chuck Norris.

[garnettrules21]

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in before lock, this is the 437th thread on the facts.

[ZB9]

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Chuck Norris is planning on invading North Korea if we dont do it soon

[ZB9]

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Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was
removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse
kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually
roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.

[NovaStar]

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When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins.

Lol! That is funny.

[garnettrules21]

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just to save you some time, everyone has heard these, including chuck norris, and there are several threads already on this. so no need to really keep it goin.

[mgoblue]

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If you can see Chuck Norris, be thankful you are alive. If you cannot see Chuck Norris, then you may just be seconds away from death.

[ZB9]

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just to save you some time, everyone has heard these, including chuck norris, and there are several threads already on this. so no need to really keep it goin.

really? ive never seen them. my bad

but fyi - When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood he requests a hand gun and a bucket

[dagger55]

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The Bible was orginally entitled "Chuch Norris and friends"


Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.


Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

[ExtremeGamer]

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This has been posted a few times, sorry guys.

And ZB9, don't spam your own thread, if you have the entire list, post the entire list, not each post being a new one.