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  • Fresh Tendrils
    Strike Hard and Fade Away
    • Jul 2002
    • 36131

    #1

    Celebrity Secrets

    I know this is really damn old, but its still hilarious. Harrison Ford is a riot.

    Celebrity Secrets

    It's not easy being a celebrity. Once this little kid, this cute little kid asked me for an autograph. I gave it to him. He said, 'Thanks Mr. Hanks!' I took it away from him, tore it up, and told him Tom Hanks was dead.



  • p2xgamers
    All Star
    • Jul 2002
    • 4735

    #2
    Re: Celebrity Secrets

    One day I called George Lucas up at three o'clock in the morning and I pretended to be Mark Hamill. He said, 'Harrison?' I said 'No, it's me Mark Hamill.' He said, 'Harrison, I know it's you.' I said, 'Well then you know wrong because it's Mark Hamill.' He sighed and said, 'okay Mark what do you want?' I really got him.
    Onscreen R2D2 was so likable. Offscreen, total *******
    I've seen the feature but never with Harrison ford, funny.
    Lifelong Bengals and Buckeyes fan...yeah...

    My Blog

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    • Fresh Tendrils
      Strike Hard and Fade Away
      • Jul 2002
      • 36131

      #3
      Re: Celebrity Secrets

      Speaking of Harrison, did anybody see him on the Daily Show recently? He really is a nut.



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      • BGarrett7
        All Star
        • Jul 2003
        • 5890

        #4
        Re: Celebrity Secrets

        McCain and Mr. T are the best out of those.

        And on a related note, when I went to read Elvis Costello's, "Clubland" popped up on iTunes.

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        • SPTO
          binging
          • Feb 2003
          • 68046

          #5
          Re: Celebrity Secrets

          For some reason this one with Michael Caine cracked me up:

          "Sometimes, people confuse me with Anthony Hopkins. Here's how you tell the difference. I'm the one nailing Mrs. Hopkins."
          Member of the Official OS Bills Backers Club

          "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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          • DrStrangepork
            SC**NC*!
            • Jun 2003
            • 408

            #6
            Re: Celebrity Secrets

            John Tesh

            "My music is my mistress that- in a sense that when it is exposed in public it brings me great shame and humiliation."


            :y4:

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            • Fresh Tendrils
              Strike Hard and Fade Away
              • Jul 2002
              • 36131

              #7
              Re: Celebrity Secrets

              Originally posted by DrStrangepork
              John Tesh

              "My music is my mistress that- in a sense that when it is exposed in public it brings me great shame and humiliation."


              :y4:


              That reminds me of the Conan sketch of John Tesh, where the giant John Tesh's are walking around crushing buildings and the sketch of Tesh playing the piano and animals falling over dead.
              Last edited by Fresh Tendrils; 02-23-2006, 11:10 PM.



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              • p2xgamers
                All Star
                • Jul 2002
                • 4735

                #8
                Re: Celebrity Secrets

                Originally posted by Tom Hanks
                I'm impotent. Wait, wait, I don't want anybody to know that.
                Wow lots of good quotes there.
                Lifelong Bengals and Buckeyes fan...yeah...

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                • APOC
                  Banned
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 525

                  #9
                  Re: Celebrity Secrets

                  Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils


                  That reminds me of the Conan sketch of John Tesh, where the giant John Tesh's are walking around crushing buildings and the sketch of Tesh playing the piano and animals falling over dead.
                  That was so damn funny!

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