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  • Skerik
    Living in this tube
    • Mar 2004
    • 5215

    #1

    Man forced to take goat as wife



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  • Heelfan71
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jul 2002
    • 19940

    #2
    Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

    might be a blessing in disguise. having a wife that doesn't bitch and talk back. And puts out whenever you want it.
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    • WTF
      MVP
      • Aug 2002
      • 20274

      #3
      Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

      :y4: That was the most funny thing I've seen all day...
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      • Vince
        Bow for Bau
        • Aug 2002
        • 26017

        #4
        Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

        LMAO, pay Dowry for the goat..
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        • GAMEC0CK2002
          Stayin Alive
          • Aug 2002
          • 10384

          #5
          Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

          that's so baaaaaaaaaad. *using best goat impression*

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          • The C
            Banned
            • Apr 2005
            • 7538

            #6
            Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

            We want Pre-nup! We Want Pre-Nup!

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            • GAMEC0CK2002
              Stayin Alive
              • Aug 2002
              • 10384

              #7
              Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

              So if he dies, the goat gets everything?

              I'm guess he could get a divorce if the goat cheats on him? correct?

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              • Beantown
                #DoYourJob
                • Feb 2005
                • 31523

                #8
                Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

                oh man....that sucks

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                • Scottdau
                  Banned
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 32580

                  #9
                  Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

                  Originally posted by Longhorn6
                  oh man....that sucks
                  Yeah it does, but he should have not been having sex with animals in the first place. It reminds me of that South Park about the animals!

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                  • Beantown
                    #DoYourJob
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 31523

                    #10
                    Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

                    Originally posted by Scottd
                    Yeah it does, but he should have not been having sex with animals in the first place. It reminds me of that South Park about the animals!
                    Yeah...but personally...I tried to not think about the whole man on animal part of the story cause that just creeped me out...I skipped straight to the man having to marry a goat, lol.

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                    • Scottdau
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 32580

                      #11
                      Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

                      Originally posted by Longhorn6
                      Yeah...but personally...I tried to not think about the whole man on animal part of the story cause that just creeped me out...I skipped straight to the man having to marry a goat, lol.
                      I feel you there. That is just plain sick.

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                      • Sully
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 16003

                        #12
                        Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

                        I can see it now...

                        Man Forced To Take Goat As His Wife: A ZXLT Love Story

                        Coming to a theater near you...
                        FALL 2006

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                        • Acid
                          Mr. Brightside
                          • May 2003
                          • 16954

                          #13
                          Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

                          Originally posted by Sully
                          I can see it now...

                          Man Forced To Take Goat As His Wife: A ZXLT Love Story

                          Coming to a theater near you...
                          FALL 2006
                          Somehow, ZXLT is going to come up with a joke about my sister, it's inevitable.

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                          • Beantown
                            #DoYourJob
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 31523

                            #14
                            Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

                            Originally posted by Sully
                            I can see it now...

                            Man Forced To Take Goat As His Wife: A ZXLT Love Story

                            Coming to a theater near you...
                            FALL 2006

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                            • Blzer
                              Resident film pundit
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 42517

                              #15
                              Re: Man forced to take goat as wife

                              Originally posted by Acid
                              Somehow, ZXLT is going to come up with a joke about my sister, it's inevitable.

                              Thanks, Sully.



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