Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

[Lintyfresh85]

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/03/adriana-lima-doesnt-give-it-up.html

Amazingly, she just became that much hotter.

[SPTO]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

Yep I heard that on the radio this morning. It's tough to believe she's a virgin given that she's dated wild man Lenny Kravitz.

I also heard that Kate Moss bought a 350 dollar vibrator! I guess there's no man that's good enough for her

[mjb2124]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

So was Britney Spears....or so she claimed.

[Vince]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

overrated!

[USF11]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

So was Britney Spears....or so she claimed.

When a girl claims that, it usually means she hasn't had sex that day.

[Heelfan71]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

I have had sex with her several times so she is no virgin.

[Beantown]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

I knew she was saving up until she married me...

[sdrotar]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

Right. And I'm the Pope.
Don't believe me? I've so got the pointy hat to prove it and everything.

[Jimplication]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

I thought this thread would be about Jose Lima.

Oh well, life is full of letdowns.

[Skerik]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

Stories like this really make me respect Christina Aguilera even more than I already do. If you're going to be a dirty ho, you might as well be an unabashed and honest one instead of these Jessica Simpson and Lima pretenders.

(I love you Christina....call me!)

[Beantown]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

Stories like this really make me respect Christina Aguilera even more than I already do. If you're going to be a dirty ho, you might as well be an unabashed and honest one instead of these Jessica Simpson and Lima pretenders.

(I love you Christina....call me!)

I'd take a lying Lima over an "unabashed" Christina every day of the week.

And twice every night.

[pk500]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

If you believe she's a virgin, then I have oceanfront property in Nebraska to sell you.

Christina Aguilera's midriff looks just like the bottom of a McDonald's sign, with an arrow pointing toward her honeypot and an inscription reading, "99 Million Served." She is a disgusting skank who isn't remotely attractive.

Take care,
PK

[fsquid]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

Right. And I'm the Pope.
Don't believe me? I've so got the pointy hat to prove it and everything.

I never knew you were Klan

[slickdtc]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

I've also found file footage of her with her pants on fire.

[Skerik]

Re: Lima is a virgin... we still have a chance!!!

If you believe she's a virgin, then I have oceanfront property in Nebraska to sell you.

Christina Aguilera's midriff looks just like the bottom of a McDonald's sign, with an arrow pointing toward her honeypot and an inscription reading, "99 Million Served." She is a disgusting skank who isn't remotely attractive.

Take care,
PK

I really hate how you mince words, pk. I always have to read your posts several times to get the gist. I agree with your "99 million served" comment, but that wouldn't stop me. Just the thought that I could be lucky number 100 million....