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  • Vince
    Bow for Bau
    • Aug 2002
    • 26017

    #1

    Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police



    Man Severs Own Penis, Throws It At Police

    March 17, 2006 3:00 p.m. EST

    Julie Farby - All Headline News Staff Writer

    Chicago, IL (AHN) - When confronted by police during a Northwest Side rampage, 33-year-old Jakub Fik cut off his own penis, and hurled his severed organ and several knives at the officers. The stunned police officers then stunned Fik with a Taser and took him into custody.

    Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District says, "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own."

    Officer Laura Kubiak says Fik is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, apparently telling paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland.

    According to the report, doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis and listed him in good condition.

    Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, says severed penises are uncommon, but surgery usually works. He says, "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good."
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  • The C
    Banned
    • Apr 2005
    • 7538

    #2
    Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

    The man's a menace.

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    • Blzer
      Resident film pundit
      • Mar 2004
      • 42515

      #3
      Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

      How do you still piss without missing?
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      • dkgojackets
        Banned
        • Mar 2005
        • 13816

        #4
        Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

        This is painful to think about

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        • dkgojackets
          Banned
          • Mar 2005
          • 13816

          #5
          Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

          Originally posted by Vinceanity2k3
          Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, says severed penises are uncommon
          I would hope so

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          • McLite
            MVP
            • Feb 2003
            • 2113

            #6
            Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

            Why reattach it...just gives him "ammo" for next time.
            - The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

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            • Heelfan71
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jul 2002
              • 19940

              #7
              Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

              Assault with a deadly weapon
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              • Bamafan3723
                THE Standard in CFB
                • Jul 2003
                • 7287

                #8
                Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

                That guy has some balls to cut off his own thing.
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                • Beantown
                  #DoYourJob
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 31523

                  #9
                  Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

                  Ouch...how could a man do that to himself?

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                  • The C
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 7538

                    #10
                    Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

                    Originally posted by Bamafan3723
                    That guy has some balls to cut off his own thing.
                    For a few minutes, that's all he had.

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                    • nofearsp2007
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 2432

                      #11
                      Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

                      Originally posted by Heelfan71
                      Assault with a deadly weapon

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                      • RoyalBoyle78
                        Aka."Footballforever"
                        • May 2003
                        • 23918

                        #12
                        Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

                        Originally posted by Bamafan3723
                        That guy has some balls to cut off his own thing.
                        yup, thats all he had left two, was Balls'.....LOL
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                        • GAMEC0CK2002
                          Stayin Alive
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 10384

                          #13
                          Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

                          What an idiot. Who brings a penis to a gun fight?

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                          • CaptainZombie
                            Brains
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 37851

                            #14
                            Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

                            Originally posted by Longhorn6
                            Ouch...how could a man do that to himself?
                            What an idiot. Why would you bring pain to yourself by doing that, you are supposed to use it for pleasure. What a dummy.
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                            • CaptainZombie
                              Brains
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 37851

                              #15
                              Re: Man severs his own "wee wee" and throws it at the Police

                              Originally posted by FootballForever
                              yup, thats all he had left two, was Balls'.....LOL
                              No pool stick, just 2 billiards.

                              LOL
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