Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

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  • heelsman22
    MVP
    • Dec 2003
    • 1257

    #16
    Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

    Chuck takes this match up easily, at least if it is hand to hand combat only. Jack is pretty dirty with the silenced pistol though, so if we're talking mano y mano with guns, it might be closer.

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    • garnettrules21
      MVP
      • Oct 2003
      • 2392

      #17
      Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

      There is a problem though, Jack Bauer is just a character and Chuck Norris is a God. Chuck Norris FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

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      • dkgojackets
        Banned
        • Mar 2005
        • 13816

        #18
        Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

        close race...Chuck Norris must have decided to add drama by letting it stay tight for a while

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        • Liquid-Science
          Banned
          • Apr 2006
          • 204

          #19
          Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

          Jack Bauer

          Chuck Norris is only alive because Jack Bauer doesn't feel like carrying him

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          • p2xgamers
            All Star
            • Jul 2002
            • 4735

            #20
            Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

            Jack, definately.
            Lifelong Bengals and Buckeyes fan...yeah...

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            • Psyblast
              2023 National Champions
              • Jun 2003
              • 42582

              #21
              Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

              Jack Bauer doesn't like it when people copy Chuck Norris facts and substitute his name. He will gundown your family for that.

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              • Fresh Tendrils
                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                • Jul 2002
                • 36131

                #22
                Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

                Jack Bauer doesn't have the Walker Lever, so **** YOU JACK BAUER!



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                • The GIGGAS
                  Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 28474

                  #23
                  Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

                  Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                  Jack Bauer doesn't have the Walker Lever, so **** YOU JACK BAUER!
                  Walker tells me I have AIDS.
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                  • Fresh Tendrils
                    Strike Hard and Fade Away
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 36131

                    #24
                    Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

                    Originally posted by The GIGGAS
                    Walker tells me I have AIDS.
                    You probably do.



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                    • The GIGGAS
                      Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 28474

                      #25
                      Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

                      Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                      You probably do.
                      Bastard...

                      This isn't about me! This is about Chuck Norris!
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                      • Psyblast
                        2023 National Champions
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 42582

                        #26
                        Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

                        Friends don't let friends vote for Chuck Norris.

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                        • Fresh Tendrils
                          Strike Hard and Fade Away
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 36131

                          #27
                          Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

                          Hmm...voting for a typecasted character, Jack Bauer, or a man that can do it all, Chuck Norris? Tough.



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                          • Fresh Tendrils
                            Strike Hard and Fade Away
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 36131

                            #28
                            Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

                            Originally posted by The GIGGAS
                            Bastard...

                            This isn't about me! This is about Chuck Norris!
                            I guess you shouldn't have slept with him then. Chuck Norris can beat anything, including AIDS, which is why he was having unprotected sex in the first place.



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                            • The GIGGAS
                              Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 28474

                              #29
                              Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

                              Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                              I guess you shouldn't have slept with him then. Chuck Norris can beat anything, including AIDS, which is why he was having unprotected sex in the first place.
                              ...

                              What?
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                              • Fresh Tendrils
                                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 36131

                                #30
                                Re: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

                                Originally posted by The GIGGAS
                                ...

                                What?
                                Walker told you that you had AIDS, I thought he gave them to you. I guess I misunderstood.



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