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  • HeartlandHusker
    Rookie
    • Jun 2004
    • 100

    #1

    Funny Sportscenter Knock

    For those of you that read McSweeney's you'll enjoy this. For those of you who don't I highly recommend it, this is a great post on why sportscenter is starting to get out of hand.

    Enjoy

    Further Evidence That Sportscenter Has Lost All Connection To Reality.


  • Jimplication
    MVP
    • Aug 2004
    • 3591

    #2
    Re: Funny Sportscenter Knock

    No doubt.

    Sportscenter it annoying as hell. The focus is more on witty and trendy one-liners than it is reporting on sports and what transpired in games.
    Enjoy football? Enjoy Goal Line Blitz!

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    • McLite
      MVP
      • Feb 2003
      • 2113

      #3
      Re: Funny Sportscenter Knock

      I love SportsCenter. They give you plenty of facts...the problem is they talk so fast on the highlights you have to actually listen for them. What you do hear is the one liners because they stand out.

      I just watched the NYY/Bos highlights and there were tons of facts thrown in along with the 5-8 one liners.

      I think they make funny commercials as well...must be my simple mind!
      - The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

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      • Stu
        All Star
        • Jun 2004
        • 7924

        #4
        Re: Funny Sportscenter Knock

        The thing that kills me is when they show highlights of Lakers games (for example) They'll show 10 clips of Kobe then at the end be like, by the way, the Lakers lost.
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        • HeartlandHusker
          Rookie
          • Jun 2004
          • 100

          #5
          Re: Funny Sportscenter Knock

          This is my favorite line from the site...

          VAN PELT: Boris Diaw drives the lane moving so fast that, were he to have a twin sitting at half court, when he returned from his trip to the basket, his twin would have aged several years, while Boris himself would appear to have aged not at all.

          SCOTT: Boom-chicka-rocka-chicka-rocka-chick-boom!

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