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  • Skerik
    Living in this tube
    • Mar 2004
    • 5215

    #1

    Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

    Jack Black is so impressed with his own wrestling prowess after training for new movie Nacho Libre he's keen to try out his fighting skills on martial arts action man Steven Seagal. The movie funnyman trained with a real-life Mexican wrestler to play the Spandex-clad hero of the new film - and how he fancies his chances against Seagal.

    Black tells American magazine Sports Illustrated, "I should take down someone who is strong, so Steven Seagal [would be perfect] - with his ridiculous Indian gear, ponytail and swagger. He's the best fighter in the world in his own mind, so I'll take him down two notches with my Anaconda Squeeze and Face Melter." Black also quips he has developed his own unsavory wrestling move: "The Wind of A Lion is basically a submission hold. You get the guy down, you sit on his face and then you release the lion's wind. That usually spells complete defeat."


    Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
    Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.
  • Beantown
    #DoYourJob
    • Feb 2005
    • 31523

    #2
    Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal



    That "Wind of a Lion" move sounds like something kids do in like...5th grade, haha/

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    • BGarrett7
      All Star
      • Jul 2003
      • 5890

      #3
      Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

      With karate, he'll kick your ***.

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      • Skerik
        Living in this tube
        • Mar 2004
        • 5215

        #4
        Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

        Originally posted by BGarrett7
        With karate, he'll kick your ***.
        Speaking of which, I really, really, really hope The D decide to tour to support the Pick of Destiny.
        Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
        Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.

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        • BGarrett7
          All Star
          • Jul 2003
          • 5890

          #5
          Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

          Originally posted by Skerik
          Speaking of which, I really, really, really hope The D decide to tour to support the Pick of Destiny.
          You and me both.

          God, I can't wait for The Pick of Destiny.

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          • Lintyfresh85
            Where have I been?
            • Jul 2002
            • 17492

            #6
            Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

            holy **** I would love to see this happen...

            When does the D's movie come out anyways?
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            Hell, I shot my grandmother, cuz she was old.

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            • BGarrett7
              All Star
              • Jul 2003
              • 5890

              #7
              Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

              Originally posted by Superstar
              When does the D's movie come out anyways?
              November 17th

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              • Boltman
                L.A. to S.D. to HI
                • Mar 2004
                • 18283

                #8
                Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

                Originally posted by BGarrett7
                You and me both.

                God, I can't wait for The Pick of Destiny.

                All of us, who the hell can wait!?

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                • The C
                  Banned
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 7538

                  #9
                  Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

                  Originally posted by BGarrett7
                  With karate, he'll kick your ***.
                  I love that song. My favorite move is the magic flying fastfood sack.

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                  • pfunk880
                    MVP
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 4452

                    #10
                    Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

                    I would pay to watch this.
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                    • SPTO
                      binging
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 68046

                      #11
                      Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

                      I can't believe SI can't spell Steven Segal's name right.

                      Anywho that would be one hell of a funny fight!
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                      "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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                      • Money99
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 12695

                        #12
                        Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

                        Originally posted by Skerik
                        Speaking of which, I really, really, really hope The D decide to tour to support the Pick of Destiny.
                        The D is the greatest band ever! I can't wait for the movie.

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                        • SportsorDeath
                          MVP
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 2870

                          #13
                          Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

                          Originally posted by SPTO
                          I can't believe SI can't spell Steven Segal's name right.

                          Anywho that would be one hell of a funny fight!
                          Seagal is the correct spelling, bud.

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                          • DueceDiggla
                            MVP
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 4915

                            #14
                            Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

                            IMO Jack Black isn't funny anymore. Kind of annoying.

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                            • SPTO
                              binging
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 68046

                              #15
                              Re: Jack Black challenges Steven Seagal

                              Originally posted by SportsorDeath
                              Seagal is the correct spelling, bud.
                              My bad...I always get these damn seagals, segals, siegals mixed up.
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                              "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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