My friend just told me about these guys....not very good, but I found the song titles funny as hell.
Preschool Tea Party Massacre
Smokin' At The Gas Station E.P. (2003)
01. Baby Clogged Toilet
02. Da Dirty Tampon Requiem
03. Giving Head To A Shotgun
04. I'm Not Racist, I Just Hate Minorities
The Bone Concubine E.P. (2004)
01. I **** On The First Date
02. Damn, That's The Second Girlfriend I've Killed
03. Why Are Fat Ugly People Always The Artistic Ones
04. Your Suicide Attempt Was Really Funny
05. First Freehold, Then The World, Then Space
John Denver School Of Flight (2005)
01 - What A Horrible Way To Go Out
02 - Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients For Mass Suicide
03 - HIV Infected Fecal Matter
04 - I Took My A.K. To A Nun **** Sex Orgy
05 - We Finally Got A Drummer But Hes Paralyzed From The Neck Down
06 - I'll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up Your ***
07 - Dimebag Is Just Like Selena...Dead
08 - Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies
09 - Thug Mosh Grind Doo
10 - John Denver School Of Flight (Instrumental)
11 - How Many Licks To The Center Of A 8th Graders ***** Pop
Hardcore Died With Hitler (2006)
01 - Caveman Dildo
02 - **** Her and Kill Her But Not In That Order
03 - Charles Lindbergh Was A **** Machine
04 - Say Cheese and Get Raped
05 - Pope Mobile Drive By
06 - Sand Burial ****fest
07 - No Viewing Octopus Porno On Company Time
08 - I Swerved To Miss A Cat and Hit 36 Kids
09 - Climbing The Ladder of Exhibitionism At The Old Folks Home
10 - Dead Baby Eaten By Dogs
11 - Doggie Style Cyber Sex With Marilyn Monrobot
12 - Best Things In Life Are Free, Then Why Did I Pay To Get AIDS
13 - Beaten With Your Own Cowboy Boots
14 - Malibu Is For Gay Guidos and Women
15 - I Don't Just Develop Film, I Develop Families
16 - Black Girlfriend Killed Grandma
17 - Sausage King Shooting Spree
18 - The Story of the Lonely Giraffe Who ****ed a Tree, a Fence, and a Shed
19 - Breastfeeding A Boozed Whore
20 - If You Got The HIV. Holla At Us (Cause We Never Rock Jimmy Hats)
21 - It ****ing Hurts When I Piss
22 - Since When Is Caging a Child Illegal
23 - Of Course I'm Not a Real Person. I'm a Big Piece of Poop
24 - Managing To **** A 16-Year-Old
25 - You Would Rise To The Occasion In A Room Full of Guys
26 - Cape + Mask + Gun = Neighborhood Shooting Rampage
Return To The Bone Concubine (2006)
01. Bludgeoned With A Vacuum Cleaner
02. Alien Rape
03. Faking ******ation To Fondle Women
04. I Wonder What A Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like
05. Raped For Two Years
06. Fast Times at Abu Ghraib
07. Mr. Potato Head The Convicted Wife-Beater
08. Explaining To Police Why You Masturbate In The Public Library
09. Baseball Bat Abortion
10. The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy
11. Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself An Oil Job
12. Almost As Cool As Stealing Prosthetic Legs
13. Things Got A Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose
14. Umbrella Sodomy
15. Bringing Invisibility To A Gun Fight
16. First Freehold, Then The World, Then Space
17. Underage Girls Gone Wild!
18. Is Yanni Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?
19. Dead Baby Speed Bump
20. Holocaust Fun For The Whole Family
21. If You Can't Trust A Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust
22. Tune For Your Titties
23. Your Baby Is Flatter Than A Short Stack At IHOP
24. Myspace Beat Down
25. Candy, Cookies, Toys, And 18 Other Ways To Get Kids In Your Minivan
26. It Only Gets Worse From Here
27. I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid In DDR
28. Jesus Was A Scarecrow
29. Trying To Keep The Body Count At Six
30. Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
31. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Child Molester
Preschool Tea Party Massacre
Smokin' At The Gas Station E.P. (2003)
01. Baby Clogged Toilet
02. Da Dirty Tampon Requiem
03. Giving Head To A Shotgun
04. I'm Not Racist, I Just Hate Minorities
The Bone Concubine E.P. (2004)
01. I **** On The First Date
02. Damn, That's The Second Girlfriend I've Killed
03. Why Are Fat Ugly People Always The Artistic Ones
04. Your Suicide Attempt Was Really Funny
05. First Freehold, Then The World, Then Space
John Denver School Of Flight (2005)
01 - What A Horrible Way To Go Out
02 - Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients For Mass Suicide
03 - HIV Infected Fecal Matter
04 - I Took My A.K. To A Nun **** Sex Orgy
05 - We Finally Got A Drummer But Hes Paralyzed From The Neck Down
06 - I'll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up Your ***
07 - Dimebag Is Just Like Selena...Dead
08 - Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies
09 - Thug Mosh Grind Doo
10 - John Denver School Of Flight (Instrumental)
11 - How Many Licks To The Center Of A 8th Graders ***** Pop
Hardcore Died With Hitler (2006)
01 - Caveman Dildo
02 - **** Her and Kill Her But Not In That Order
03 - Charles Lindbergh Was A **** Machine
04 - Say Cheese and Get Raped
05 - Pope Mobile Drive By
06 - Sand Burial ****fest
07 - No Viewing Octopus Porno On Company Time
08 - I Swerved To Miss A Cat and Hit 36 Kids
09 - Climbing The Ladder of Exhibitionism At The Old Folks Home
10 - Dead Baby Eaten By Dogs
11 - Doggie Style Cyber Sex With Marilyn Monrobot
12 - Best Things In Life Are Free, Then Why Did I Pay To Get AIDS
13 - Beaten With Your Own Cowboy Boots
14 - Malibu Is For Gay Guidos and Women
15 - I Don't Just Develop Film, I Develop Families
16 - Black Girlfriend Killed Grandma
17 - Sausage King Shooting Spree
18 - The Story of the Lonely Giraffe Who ****ed a Tree, a Fence, and a Shed
19 - Breastfeeding A Boozed Whore
20 - If You Got The HIV. Holla At Us (Cause We Never Rock Jimmy Hats)
21 - It ****ing Hurts When I Piss
22 - Since When Is Caging a Child Illegal
23 - Of Course I'm Not a Real Person. I'm a Big Piece of Poop
24 - Managing To **** A 16-Year-Old
25 - You Would Rise To The Occasion In A Room Full of Guys
26 - Cape + Mask + Gun = Neighborhood Shooting Rampage
Return To The Bone Concubine (2006)
01. Bludgeoned With A Vacuum Cleaner
02. Alien Rape
03. Faking ******ation To Fondle Women
04. I Wonder What A Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like
05. Raped For Two Years
06. Fast Times at Abu Ghraib
07. Mr. Potato Head The Convicted Wife-Beater
08. Explaining To Police Why You Masturbate In The Public Library
09. Baseball Bat Abortion
10. The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy
11. Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself An Oil Job
12. Almost As Cool As Stealing Prosthetic Legs
13. Things Got A Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose
14. Umbrella Sodomy
15. Bringing Invisibility To A Gun Fight
16. First Freehold, Then The World, Then Space
17. Underage Girls Gone Wild!
18. Is Yanni Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?
19. Dead Baby Speed Bump
20. Holocaust Fun For The Whole Family
21. If You Can't Trust A Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust
22. Tune For Your Titties
23. Your Baby Is Flatter Than A Short Stack At IHOP
24. Myspace Beat Down
25. Candy, Cookies, Toys, And 18 Other Ways To Get Kids In Your Minivan
26. It Only Gets Worse From Here
27. I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid In DDR
28. Jesus Was A Scarecrow
29. Trying To Keep The Body Count At Six
30. Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
31. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Child Molester
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