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  • ndeezlo
    Fum police
    • Jul 2002
    • 3272

    #1

    it's only 3 bucks right?

    How thirsty do you have to be?

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  • Victor99
    Living The Dream!
    • Mar 2005
    • 1230

    #2
    Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

    Wow. Just wow.
    How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year. Running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.

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    • Heelfan71
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jul 2002
      • 19940

      #3
      Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

      he was surrounded by "5 fat black girls" in the parking lot of a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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      • nyisles16
        All Star
        • Apr 2003
        • 8317

        #4
        Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

        i just loved this quote:

        he realized it was no joke when the "rotund robbers" began "pelting him with a flurry of chubby fists."

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        • luv_mist
          Older
          • May 2004
          • 9596

          #5
          Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

          Funny. I'm wondering why he didn't throw blows back out of fear. That is seriously weird. What would you guys do in that situation?

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          • Misfit
            All Star
            • Mar 2003
            • 5766

            #6
            Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

            Originally posted by luv_mist
            Funny. I'm wondering why he didn't throw blows back out of fear. That is seriously weird. What would you guys do in that situation?
            Well, I assume he was heading for his house. I'd have grabbed my keys and started swingin' right back at the bitches. Not at the face, but once one got cut up on her arm or something they probably would have backed off.

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            • BigRed
              MVP
              • May 2003
              • 1683

              #7
              Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

              Originally posted by luv_mist
              Funny. I'm wondering why he didn't throw blows back out of fear. That is seriously weird. What would you guys do in that situation?
              Have you ever seen fat black girls fight?

              You don't want to mess with one of 'em let alone five!!!
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              • RubenDouglas
                Hall Of Fame
                • May 2003
                • 11202

                #8
                Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

                Originally posted by BigRed
                Have you ever seen fat black girls fight?

                You don't want to mess with one of 'em let alone five!!!
                let alone hungry fat women. id curl in a ball and hope for the best.. or just jog away

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                • ODogg
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 37953

                  #9
                  Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

                  Originally posted by luv_mist
                  Funny. I'm wondering why he didn't throw blows back out of fear. That is seriously weird. What would you guys do in that situation?
                  I'd just give them the milk. Anyone that thirsty willing to fight for it, deserves it more than me no doubt.
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                  • CMH
                    Making you famous
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 26203

                    #10
                    Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

                    Hey, it happens.

                    When I was 10, two kids took a shopping bag I was carrying out of my hands. All I did was walk to the front door of my house and ring the bell. While I was doing that they looked inside the bag and realized that I only bought my mom two lemons and a box of Adobo seasoning.

                    So, they gave me the bag back minus one lemon. I guess they figured they could make lemonade and open a stand or something. I don't know.
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                    • Altimus
                      Chelsea, Assemble!
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 27283

                      #11
                      Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

                      My friend got robbed on the train by a couple obese women heading off the train. Took his two cases of Coke.

                      This was by the UIC area by the way. I found it rather hilarious.

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                      • Jayhawk
                        MVP
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 2565

                        #12
                        Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

                        Originally posted by ODogg
                        I'd just give them the milk. Anyone that thirsty willing to fight for it, deserves it more than me no doubt.
                        Yeah...you guys are crazy to say you would have fought back. 5 fat chicks who just want my gallon of milk? It's theirs if they leave afterward.
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                        • Lintyfresh85
                          Where have I been?
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 17492

                          #13
                          Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

                          yeah... I'd just give up the milk... then I would verbally assault them from a safe distance.
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                          • ThaGenecyst
                            MVP
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 4404

                            #14
                            Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

                            y not run?



                            i'm pretty sure anyone with any sort of endurance can outrun 5 obese women no matter what he's lugging around
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                            • dkgojackets
                              Banned
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 13816

                              #15
                              Re: it's only 3 bucks right?

                              Originally posted by ThaGenecyst
                              y not walk quickly?



                              i'm pretty sure anyone with any sort of endurance can outrun 5 obese women no matter what he's lugging around
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