Real Men Of Genius

[PdiddyPop]

Here's one that my friend told me the other day on Popped Collars. I found it hilarious!


Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Put-er Upper. You, be-decked in a popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie, because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse...

[Psyblast]

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:y4:

Just say no to popped collars.

[PdiddyPop]

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:y4:

Just say no to popped collars.

Yes! I want to punch kids in the face that wear em like that. It irritates me to no end.

[Dispatch]

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That last line was hilarious.

Not to mention all of that stuff is true.

[dkgojackets]

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I sense the formation of a Man Law.

[TheMatrix31]

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In LA, a "popped collar" is an all-too-common sight.

So foofy.

[GAMEC0CK2002]

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The best one i've seen so far from a Texas A&M board.
<i>
Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius

Real men of Geniiuus

Today we salute you, Mr. OU Football Car Dealership Scandal Internet Whistleblower Guy

Mr. OU Football Car Dealership Scandal Internet Whistleblower Guy

Other internet posters make outrageous claims with absolutely no evidence. But you? You make outrageous claims with absolutely no evidence that are really true.

Cause you know stuff

You don't need to get your info from your best friend's cousin's sister's, nephew, that cleans the Fish Pond. You go straight to the source and bang the woman on the inside.

Tap that a#%

Sure there are those that thought you were full of crap, and ridiculed you. But now? Now they worship the very ground you walk on.

Eat crow b*%&#es

So Crack open a nice cold Bud Light, oh purveyor of truth and justice. Because all that whistleblowing must've made you mighty thirsty.

Mr. OU Football Car Dealership Scandal Internet Whistleblower Guy </i>

[N51_rob]

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http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2004/10/bud_light_real.html

This site has clips of all the ones upto last month I think.

[CMH]

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I heard a new one today. It was about the guys that wipe the floors at basketball games.

I couldn't hear it all because someone decided to start using their mouth in the direction of my ear.

[unc12003]

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I love this one

"Today we salute you, Mr. North Carolina State fan. No one else in the world can make something so inferior seem important like you do. You argue the school's football dominance without hesitation, the way no one else in the country could do with a 4-5 record. The delusions of grandeur run deep into basketball season as well. While our team consists of a number of stars, your only star weighs 30 pounds. While we walk between beautiful trees, monuments, and hot sorority girls, you put on your jean shorts in the morning and dodge traffic, bullets, cows, and manure as you cross the pastures to class. Here's to you for keeping the optimism and never failing to sound completely ignorant. So crack open an ice cold budlight and never forget the air ball pass that mistakenly took you to national championship glory."

[The GIGGAS]

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I love homers...

[Acid]

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http://www.javakick.net/humor/audio.html

Real Men of Genius and Real American Heroes sound clips.

[theaub]

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Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius
Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan (Mr. Delusional
Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly
high preseason ranking (clutching at straws!)
Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile
attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly
inferior opponent (How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National
Championships won 40 years before you born (those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as
though that is relevant to the current season (been playing since the
1870s!)
Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rivals in the regular season
finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent
with striking ease (we'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take
comfort knowing that when you finish ranked number twenty, you'll be
back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year (Mr.
Delusional Michigan Fan!)"

[PdiddyPop]

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I love this one

"Today we salute you, Mr. North Carolina State fan. No one else in the world can make something so inferior seem important like you do. You argue the school's football dominance without hesitation, the way no one else in the country could do with a 4-5 record. The delusions of grandeur run deep into basketball season as well. While our team consists of a number of stars, your only star weighs 30 pounds. While we walk between beautiful trees, monuments, and hot sorority girls, you put on your jean shorts in the morning and dodge traffic, bullets, cows, and manure as you cross the pastures to class. Here's to you for keeping the optimism and never failing to sound completely ignorant. So crack open an ice cold budlight and never forget the air ball pass that mistakenly took you to national championship glory."

LMAO!!! That's so true though!!!

[nyisles16]

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well - here's a case of real-life "Real Brothers of Genius"..


http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/
ny-lidwi0827,0,5086664.story?coll=ny-top-headlines