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IN A WORLD
Panout from Earth to solar system.
WHERE MANKIND WATCHES THE STARS
Continue panout.
MANKIND JUST DID SOMETHING...
Cut to press conference.
IT SHOULDN'T HAVE.
Scientist: We no longer consider Pluto to be the ninth planet in the solar system.
Crowd: *mumbling*
Cut to Pluto flying towards the sun, then NASA headquarters.
Scientist 1: Pluto's orbit has changed.
Scientist 2: It's heading straight towards us!
NOW
Missiles hit Pluto with no effect.
THE FATE OF THE WORLD
People run through the streets of New York as Pluto becomes larger in the sky
LIES IN THE HANDS OF TWO MEN.
WILL SMITH
Pluto flies through Mars, destroying it.
Will Smith: AWW HELL NAW!
AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON
Samuel L. Jackson: I WANT THESE MOTHER****ING PLANETOIDS OFF THIS MOTHER****ING SOLAR SYSTEM!
STAR IN
Cut to Pluto beginning to burn up in Earth's atmosphere
DWARF PLANET. COMING JUNE 2007. RATED R.
Eh, I'd watch it.
IN A WORLD
Panout from Earth to solar system.
WHERE MANKIND WATCHES THE STARS
Continue panout.
MANKIND JUST DID SOMETHING...
Cut to press conference.
IT SHOULDN'T HAVE.
Scientist: We no longer consider Pluto to be the ninth planet in the solar system.
Crowd: *mumbling*
Cut to Pluto flying towards the sun, then NASA headquarters.
Scientist 1: Pluto's orbit has changed.
Scientist 2: It's heading straight towards us!
NOW
Missiles hit Pluto with no effect.
THE FATE OF THE WORLD
People run through the streets of New York as Pluto becomes larger in the sky
LIES IN THE HANDS OF TWO MEN.
WILL SMITH
Pluto flies through Mars, destroying it.
Will Smith: AWW HELL NAW!
AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON
Samuel L. Jackson: I WANT THESE MOTHER****ING PLANETOIDS OFF THIS MOTHER****ING SOLAR SYSTEM!
STAR IN
Cut to Pluto beginning to burn up in Earth's atmosphere
DWARF PLANET. COMING JUNE 2007. RATED R.
Eh, I'd watch it.
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