I hope this isn't crossing the boundary for OS cause I found this absolutely hilarious. I did some editing to clean it up, sorry to the Mods if it is untasteful...
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo." he replies.
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates."
"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your privates?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow... Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money... And number three, instead of you going out shopping, now you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo." he replies.
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates."
"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your privates?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow... Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money... And number three, instead of you going out shopping, now you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
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