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  • Skerik
    Living in this tube
    • Mar 2004
    • 5215

    #1

    Inane lawsuit of the day

    Guacamole lawsuit: Where's the avocado?

    The Associated Press
    Posted November 30 2006, 8:24 AM EST

    LOS ANGELES -- Wholly guacamole?

    That's the issue in a fraud lawsuit filed Wednesday against Kraft Foods, Inc., by a Los Angeles woman who claims the company's avocado dip doesn't qualify as guacamole.

    "It just didn't taste avocadoey," said Brenda Lifsey, who used Kraft Dips Guacamole in a three-layer dip last year. "I looked at the ingredients and found there was almost no avocado in it."

    She is seeking unspecified damages and a Superior Court order barring Kraft from calling its dip guacamole. Her suit seeks class-action status.

    The Kraft product contains modified food starch, coconut and soybean oils, corn syrup and food coloring. It is less than 2 percent avocado, which in traditional recipes is the main ingredient of the Mexican dish.

    The government doesn't have any requirements on how much avocado a product must contain to be labeled guacamole, said Michael Herndon, a spokesman for the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

    Northfield, Ill.-based Kraft said it had not seen the lawsuit but believed it was not deceiving anyone.

    "We think customers understand that it isn't made from avocado," Claire Regan, Kraft Foods' vice president of corporate affairs, told the Los Angeles Times. "All of the ingredients are listed on the label for consumers to reference."

    However, the company will relabel the product to make it clearer that the dip is guacamole-flavored, Regan said.
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  • BGarrett7
    All Star
    • Jul 2003
    • 5890

    #2
    Re: Inane lawsuit of the day

    The government doesn't have any requirements on how much avocado a product must contain to be labeled guacamole, said Michael Herndon, a spokesman for the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
    The best question surrounding all this should definitely be, "why should they?"

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    • RubenDouglas
      Hall Of Fame
      • May 2003
      • 11202

      #3
      Re: Inane lawsuit of the day

      you can usually tell by the price.

      unles the dip os 4.99 or 5.99, its her own damn fault

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      • ODogg
        Hall Of Fame
        • Feb 2003
        • 37953

        #4
        Re: Inane lawsuit of the day

        I've had it before, it tastes enough like guacamole IMO.
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        • VanCitySportsGuy
          NYG_Meth
          • Feb 2003
          • 9351

          #5
          Re: Inane lawsuit of the day

          This is what happens when you have way too much money (hiring a lawyer isn't cheap) and time on your hands.

          What a great use of tax dollars..........

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          • daflyboys
            Banned
            • May 2003
            • 18238

            #6
            Re: Inane lawsuit of the day

            Shouldn't it be "guacamoley" enough? Wouldn't that be the proper English? Spanish? English?

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            • MassNole
              Banned
              • Mar 2006
              • 18848

              #7
              Re: Inane lawsuit of the day

              Wow, as a lawyer you need to be able to pass the laugh test before you take a case, I can only imagine how someone took this case.

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              • Rainey
                MVP
                • Jul 2002
                • 4507

                #8
                Re: Inane lawsuit of the day

                Originally posted by MassNole
                Wow, as a lawyer you need to be able to pass the laugh test before you take a case, I can only imagine how someone took this case.
                Publicity.
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                • MassNole
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 18848

                  #9
                  Re: Inane lawsuit of the day

                  Originally posted by Rainey
                  Publicity.
                  You don't wanna be the dude who sued Kraft over the proper avocado/guacamole ratio.

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                  • Rainey
                    MVP
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 4507

                    #10
                    Re: Inane lawsuit of the day

                    Originally posted by MassNole
                    You don't wanna be the dude who sued Kraft over the proper avocado/guacamole ratio.

                    Why not? He's getting paid and he is getting exposure. I think the lawsuit is what is wrong with America, but you can't fault the attorney for taking the case of the idiotic woman.
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                    • MassNole
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 18848

                      #11
                      Re: Inane lawsuit of the day

                      Originally posted by Rainey
                      Why not? He's getting paid and he is getting exposure. I think the lawsuit is what is wrong with America, but you can't fault the attorney for taking the case of the idiotic woman.
                      He only gets paid if he wins. There are ethical rules against suits as ridiculous as this.

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