Jessica Simpson (gasp!) sex tape?!?!!

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  • Psyblast
    2023 National Champions
    • Jun 2003
    • 42582

    #31
    Re: Jessica Simpson (gasp!) sex tape?!?!!

    Originally posted by TarHeelMan
    I don't find Jessica Simpson to be all-world or anything like that, but I wouldn't deny her an opportunity to ride the Soul Pole... pk is right, she does have a banging body, but something about the face reminds me of a drag queen... I also have my doubts about her bedroom skills... I have a feeling that it would be as weak as that Paris Hilton "sex" video, where I came away wondering how a girl with all that money, no job, nothing to do all day, hasn't learned how to give a decent mic check...



    Oh my GOD, LMFAO...

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    • ex carrabba fan
      I'll thank him for you
      • Oct 2004
      • 32744

      #32
      Re: Jessica Simpson (gasp!) sex tape?!?!!

      Mic check?? LMAO

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      • ehh
        Hall Of Fame
        • Mar 2003
        • 28962

        #33
        Re: Jessica Simpson (gasp!) sex tape?!?!!

        Simpson's face looks like a horse, but I'd still love to see her get plowed.
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        • Shaver
          Legend
          • Jul 2002
          • 10148

          #34
          Re: Jessica Simpson (gasp!) sex tape?!?!!

          Originally posted by jdros13
          Perhaps for you, but somehow Catherine Bach isn't doing it for me these days....


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          • SPTO
            binging
            • Feb 2003
            • 68046

            #35
            Re: Jessica Simpson (gasp!) sex tape?!?!!

            "sigh"

            Oh I hear you Clay! I also found out Charlene Tilton is 48! When I heard that I immediately felt very old. At least she's looking good these days for her age.
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            • Shaver
              Legend
              • Jul 2002
              • 10148

              #36
              Re: Jessica Simpson (gasp!) sex tape?!?!!

              Number are numbers... Sophia Loren was pokable into her 60's... Racquel Welch is still on the list... These women know their roles!! Damnit... when you are young boys fantasies growing up it is your job.... NAY... you DUTY to stay at least doable... Hell you can put on a few pounds... That can usually be pulled off... but Daisy Duke looks sweatier than Boss Hogg.
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              • NovaStar
                Banned
                • Aug 2002
                • 3561

                #37
                Re: Jessica Simpson (gasp!) sex tape?!?!!

                Originally posted by TarHeelMan
                I don't find Jessica Simpson to be all-world or anything like that, but I wouldn't deny her an opportunity to ride the Soul Pole... pk is right, she does have a banging body, but something about the face reminds me of a drag queen... I also have my doubts about her bedroom skills... I have a feeling that it would be as weak as that Paris Hilton "sex" video, where I came away wondering how a girl with all that money, no job, nothing to do all day, hasn't learned how to give a decent mic check...
                That was a good one!! 1,2,1,2.

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                • Meatball

                  #38
                  Re: Jessica Simpson (gasp!) sex tape?!?!!

                  Wow my standards must be crappy. I think Jessica definitely has a doable face. Geez pk, if you suggest turing out the lights with her, your standards are through the damn roof.

                  I like the mic check skills comment. That's good sh*t.

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                  Last edited by Shaver; 12-01-2006, 02:43 PM. Reason: Beyond PG-13

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                  • Stu
                    All Star
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 7924

                    #39
                    Re: Jessica Simpson (gasp!) sex tape?!?!!

                    The big questions is...

                    Is she gonna watch it with Tony Romo?
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                    • Shaver
                      Legend
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 10148

                      #40
                      Re: Jessica Simpson (gasp!) sex tape?!?!!

                      OK... this thread has crossed over the PG-13 threshhold twice now... time to say BYE BYE

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