Funny Craig's List rant

[Sandman42]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/233015033.html

An employee complains about all the women in his office.

[Acid]

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That's amazing.

[pennstlbu]

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That's hilarious. If even half of that stuff was true...that'd be a messed up office.

What I found so funny was the one girl he didn't hate and what he said about her:
"Pretty girl who is head of the writing department- You are the only girl who works in this office that I can stand. You greet me every morning with a bright smile and a cheery hello. And you are so damn smart. No wonder you are 22 and head of the department that could pretty much make or break our company. One time I asked you the Circumference of the earth and you kew it! Usually I would think that is weird and dork but from you, I find it really hot. I also like that you are the only girl in the company that hasn't slept with someone that works with us. But for the record, if you slept with me, I wouldn't respect you any less."

Hilarious!

[Sandman42]

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That's hilarious. If even half of that stuff was true...that'd be a messed up office.

What I found so funny was the one girl he didn't hate and what he said about her:
"Pretty girl who is head of the writing department- You are the only girl who works in this office that I can stand. You greet me every morning with a bright smile and a cheery hello. And you are so damn smart. No wonder you are 22 and head of the department that could pretty much make or break our company. One time I asked you the Circumference of the earth and you kew it! Usually I would think that is weird and dork but from you, I find it really hot. I also like that you are the only girl in the company that hasn't slept with someone that works with us. But for the record, if you slept with me, I wouldn't respect you any less."

Hilarious!

Yeah, I found that hilarious also.

[rockchisler]

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Very Funny, It is funny how some women smell bad and they dont smell it.

[TheMatrix31]

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For some reason, when I read this list...I imagined Jeremy Piven.

[Herbsinator]

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My guess is this guy got turned down by all these chicks.

[Blaxican8504]

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Thats good stuff right there.

[Acid]

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For some reason, when I read this list...I imagined Jeremy Piven.

"Of course he doesn't need you, you're ****ing worthless."

[TJdaSportsGuy]

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When I left my last job, I SO could have gone on a rant similar to this. Almost every woman he described reminded me of people I used to work with at that place. Very funny stuff!

[poster]

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Classic stuff.

[TheMatrix31]

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When I left my last job, I SO could have gone on a rant similar to this. Almost every woman he described reminded me of people I used to work with at that place. Very funny stuff!

It sounds like something I would have written, esp. if you guys have seen my blog. That's why it's so damn funny!