Top 100 IRC quotes

**jmood88** · 02-09-2007, 12:02 AM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

Originally posted by ODogg

agreed man, no matter how many times i read that line

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I LMAO!!

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

**GenoG** · 02-09-2007, 03:23 PM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

Originally posted by GenoG

#50891 +(7699)- [X]

:Eticam: I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
:Eticam: And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
:Eticam: When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ***
:Eticam: Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
:Eticam: The girl started crying and left class ^^

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**PdiddyPop** · 02-09-2007, 03:35 PM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

LOL I remember IRC. I used to use it for a fantasy basketball sim text league a few years ago. Called JBL I believe. Run by a Aussie named exile...those were the days...and those quotes are hilarious!!!

**GenoG** · 02-09-2007, 03:50 PM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

Everyone used IRC back in the day for Warez. Now most of that can be located and downloaded on bittorrent. Now what is IRC used for these days?

**MagicBucsWsoxFan** · 02-09-2007, 03:54 PM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

Originally posted by jmood88

hahahah classic.

**Sancheezy** · 02-09-2007, 03:55 PM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

#405221 +(10268)- [X]

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some ****** named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother ****er

**GenoG** · 02-09-2007, 04:02 PM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

For the Following Quote I have replaced $h!t with the word *CRAP*

Originally posted by GenoG

#309397 +(7780)- [X]

<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you crap on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh CRAP
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP crap

**Sancheezy** · 02-09-2007, 04:03 PM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

I havent gotten to that one yet

**Sancheezy** · 02-09-2007, 04:30 PM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

#608100 +(5929)- [X]

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he ****ing KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a ****
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh ****... if i were taking a **** and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to **** him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he ****ing SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

**skitch** · 02-10-2007, 12:23 AM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

pumpkin> If u discovered beastiality erotica on your girlfriend's laptop what would u do?
augurey> I'd buy a German sheppard
MjM> same here
MjM> did you pumpkin?
pumpkin> u wouldnt talk to her about morals?
augurey> Not unless morals was the name of a German Sheppard

**PdiddyPop** · 02-10-2007, 12:37 AM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

Originally posted by Sancheezy

#405221 +(10268)- [X]

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some ****** named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother ****er

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

**trobinson97** · 02-10-2007, 12:38 AM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

Ah, I remember the bloodninja ones froma few years back, most of the rest are new to me. That's some good stuff.

I still use irc for warez, nice fast speeds and i usually get scene releases before the big torrent sites.

**daflyboys** · 02-10-2007, 02:16 AM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

Top idiotic revealers:

1. <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

2. <Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can f***?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

3. <JonTG> Man, my p***s is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, s***

**Pared** · 02-10-2007, 06:12 AM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

lmao omg, great post. I can't stop laughing over here...

"I put on my robe and wizard hat."

LMFAO

**Boltman** · 02-10-2007, 10:25 AM

Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

Originally posted by Pared

lmao omg, great post. I can't stop laughing over here...

"I put on my robe and wizard hat."

LMFAO

I already said it but I'll say it again, the Bloodninja turned eminem guy with the robe and wizard hat routine makes me laugh my arse off every damn time I read it.

It is the funniest thing on the internet ever!

There, I said it.

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