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  • WTF
    MVP
    • Aug 2002
    • 20274

    #1

    To Bill Brasky!

    This thread is dedicated to the best damn salesman in the company... BILL BRASKY!

    Post your favorite Bill Brasky Clips. There are quite a few on YouTube... Hilarious stuff.
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  • fishepa
    I'm Ron F'n Swanson!
    • Feb 2003
    • 18989

    #2
    Re: To Bill Brasky!

    Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for eight months straight. When he woke up, he rubbed his eyes and said, "All in all, I prefer gin!"

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    • WTF
      MVP
      • Aug 2002
      • 20274

      #3
      Re: To Bill Brasky!

      :y4: TO BILL BRASKY!
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      • fishepa
        I'm Ron F'n Swanson!
        • Feb 2003
        • 18989

        #4
        Re: To Bill Brasky!

        Third Friend of Brasky: I remember one time Brasky took his family to Sea World--

        Third Friend of Brasky: [after a slight pause] Anyway, they were watching Shamu the whale when Brasky got splashed!

        Third Friend of Brasky: Right. So Brasky yells, "I'm Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then damn if Brasky didn't step in there and finish the show!

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        • WTF
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          • Aug 2002
          • 20274

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          Re: To Bill Brasky!

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          :y4: TO BILL BRASKY! Good one fish...
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          • Chief Illinimac
            Gimme the Oscar, Friendo.
            • Dec 2004
            • 2365

            #6
            Re: To Bill Brasky!

            To the man who's foreskin acts as the tarp at Yankee Stadium! TO BILL BRASKY!
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            • WTF
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              • Aug 2002
              • 20274

              #7
              Re: To Bill Brasky!

              :y4: That's one of my favorite lines as well... TO BRASKY!
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              • CMH
                Making you famous
                • Oct 2002
                • 26203

                #8
                Re: To Bill Brasky!

                My college buddies used to do Bill Brasky impressions all the time.

                I'm sure many college students have made up their own Bill Brasky comments.

                Always reminds me of the Chuck Norris facts.
                "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                • The C
                  Banned
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 7538

                  #9
                  Re: To Bill Brasky!

                  Originally posted by YankeePride_YP
                  My college buddies used to do Bill Brasky impressions all the time.

                  I'm sure many college students have made up their own Bill Brasky comments.

                  Always reminds me of the Chuck Norris facts.
                  Shouldn't Chuck Norris facts remind you of Bill Brasky jokes? I mean he came first and all.

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                  • Scottdau
                    Banned
                    • Feb 2003
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                    #10
                    Re: To Bill Brasky!

                    Originally posted by WTF
                    This thread is dedicated to the best damn salesman in the company... BILL BRASKY!

                    Post your favorite Bill Brasky Clips. There are quite a few on YouTube... Hilarious stuff.
                    OK dumb question? But here it goes. Brasky is a SLN Skit right? But is he a real person. I know dumb! But still I don't know.

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                    • ODogg
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 37953

                      #11
                      Re: To Bill Brasky!

                      Originally posted by Scottd
                      OK dumb question? But here it goes. Brasky is a SLN Skit right? But is he a real person. I know dumb! But still I don't know.
                      Is Paul Bunyan a real man? Or a legend? Or both. To Bill Brasky!!
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                      • CMH
                        Making you famous
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 26203

                        #12
                        Re: To Bill Brasky!

                        Originally posted by The C
                        Shouldn't Chuck Norris facts remind you of Bill Brasky jokes? I mean he came first and all.
                        Yea. I meant that either one reminds me of the other.
                        "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                        "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                        • WTF
                          MVP
                          • Aug 2002
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                          #13
                          Re: To Bill Brasky!

                          Bill Brasky is a big fella... 6'4" 280lbs...

                          TO BILL BRASKY!
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                          • The C
                            Banned
                            • Apr 2005
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                            #14
                            Re: To Bill Brasky!

                            The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky; except for the part about planting Apple Trees and not raping men.

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                            • WTF
                              MVP
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 20274

                              #15
                              Re: To Bill Brasky!

                              :y4: TO BILL BRASKY!

                              That's one of my favorites as well man.. hilarious stuff.
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