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  • Skerik
    Living in this tube
    • Mar 2004
    • 5215

    #1

    Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

    This has to be kind of embarrassing. I hope he gets the sword back though.

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/22/por....ap/index.html

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  • aukevin
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    • Dec 2002
    • 14700

    #2
    Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

    LOL

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    • NoleFan
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      • Aug 2002
      • 12855

      #3
      Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

      Hilarious! Embarrassing for Van Iveren and the upstairs tenant.
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      • jdros13
        MVP
        • Oct 2004
        • 1255

        #4
        Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

        LOL....I can't believe the "porn watcher" agreed to do that video either...embarrassing for all parties involved.
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        • IlliniM1ke
          Heroes Never Die
          • Feb 2003
          • 8082

          #5
          Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

          LMAO holy crap just try to imagine that, you're watchin porn and all of a sudden some guy with a sword kicks your door in
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          • ehh
            Hall Of Fame
            • Mar 2003
            • 28960

            #6
            Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

            You're 39, you live with your mom and you own a calvalry sword. Yikes!
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            • Brian Gee
              MVP
              • Mar 2004
              • 1938

              #7
              Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

              I get frazzled if I'm watching porn and my dog barks at the window. I don't feel like getting caught. That guy must've been BLASTING it!

              Still, it must be nice to be so deranged that you think kicking a door down with a sword in your hand isn't nuts.
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              • ExtremeGamer
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                • Jul 2002
                • 35299

                #8
                Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

                LMAO!

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                • WTF
                  MVP
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 20274

                  #9
                  Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

                  LMFAO... That's one of the funniest things I've read in a LONG TIME.
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                  • VanCitySportsGuy
                    NYG_Meth
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 9351

                    #10
                    Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

                    I would like to know why that guy doesn't have a telephone in the year 2007?

                    Let's hope the guy living upstairs wasn't some married guy that had a secret stash hidden from his wife.

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                    • Beantown
                      #DoYourJob
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 31523

                      #11
                      Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

                      Lmao.

                      Read this the other day...just hysterical.

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                      • Spectre
                        Th* ******
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 5853

                        #12
                        Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

                        Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.
                        Surprised?

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                        • Lintyfresh85
                          Where have I been?
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 17492

                          #13
                          Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

                          HAHAHAHA at least the guy was trying to do some good though.
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                          • trobinson97
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                            • Oct 2004
                            • 16366

                            #14
                            Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

                            Originally posted by ehh
                            You're 39, you live with your mom and you own a calvalry sword. Yikes!

                            QFT, that was the first thing that came to my mind.
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                            • nc0ffey
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                              • Jul 2002
                              • 6223

                              #15
                              Re: Chivalrous do-gooder with sword attempts to save woman

                              Maybe his mom took his phone privaleges away...

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