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  • Skerik
    Living in this tube
    • Mar 2004
    • 5215

    #1

    Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

    And as any robot should be, it will be equipped with a frickin' laser.

    Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004’s turbulent child sex case.

    It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams. If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.
    Awesome.

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  • Beantown
    #DoYourJob
    • Feb 2005
    • 31523

    #2
    Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson



    So many bad, tasteless, not-really-funny jokes could follow this.

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    • ExtremeGamer
      Extra Life 11/3/18
      • Jul 2002
      • 35299

      #3
      Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

      I cannot stop laughing about picturing that roaming the desert.

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      • bkfount
        All Star
        • Oct 2004
        • 8467

        #4
        Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

        that is the ****.

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        • Skerik
          Living in this tube
          • Mar 2004
          • 5215

          #5
          Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

          Originally posted by ExtremeGamer
          I cannot stop laughing about picturing that roaming the desert.
          Imagine when it no longer responds to our efforts to control it and we have to employ several battalions of tanks and aircraft to stop it, like in the "Hulk" or "Godzilla" movies....
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          • nyisles16
            All Star
            • Apr 2003
            • 8317

            #6
            Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

            Originally posted by Skerik
            Imagine when it no longer responds to our efforts to control it and we have to employ several battalions of tanks and aircraft to stop it, like in the "Hulk" or "Godzilla" movies....
            instead of roaming the desert, he should bury himself in the desert.. the guy is a complete freakshow at this point.. musically gifted, but many slices of bread short of a sandwich...

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            • 23
              yellow
              • Sep 2002
              • 66469

              #7
              Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

              Why doesn't he invest some of his money into the community or something besides wasting it on crap like this?

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              • ExtremeGamer
                Extra Life 11/3/18
                • Jul 2002
                • 35299

                #8
                Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

                Am I the only one picturing Godzilla showing up, and Jacko-Bot paying no attention, but then Godzuki shows up and Jacko-Bot gets all excited?

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                • bkfount
                  All Star
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 8467

                  #9
                  Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

                  Originally posted by KDRE_OS
                  Why doesn't he invest some of his money into the community or something besides wasting it on crap like this?
                  because probably a lot of his money is tied up in his image and stuff like that. This is supposed to be a part of a vegas show, which will get him some money. He supposedly needs some.

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                  • Skerik
                    Living in this tube
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 5215

                    #10
                    Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

                    Originally posted by ExtremeGamer
                    Am I the only one picturing Godzilla showing up, and Jacko-Bot paying no attention, but then Godzuki shows up and Jacko-Bot gets all excited?


                    I think this move lacks foresight. I mean, he should really build a few robot giraffes and robot llamas first. Maybe a robot Macaulay Culkin....
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                    • Brandwin
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 30621

                      #11
                      Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

                      Originally posted by nyisles16
                      musically gifted, but many slices of bread short of a sandwich...
                      but most sandwiches only have two slices of bread...

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                      • The C
                        Banned
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 7538

                        #12
                        Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

                        Keep him away from all the Bob's Big Boy establishments.



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                        • 23
                          yellow
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 66469

                          #13
                          Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

                          Originally posted by bkfount
                          because probably a lot of his money is tied up in his image and stuff like that. This is supposed to be a part of a vegas show, which will get him some money. He supposedly needs some.

                          The guy has had plenty of time not just now. It's just that he's always trying to do silly stuff like this.

                          You want to talk about his image, the guy makes his kids walk outside with spiderman masks on their face, he hides from people and his face not only looks like the chameleon guy from GI Joe, but it also looks like the lion lady's as well. What kind of image is that man?

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                          • SLAYER
                            *n H**t*s..R*b**ld*ng..
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1915

                            #14
                            Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

                            What a way to scare passengers on flights in-bound to Vegas.
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                            • dieselboy
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                              • Dec 2002
                              • 18040

                              #15
                              Re: Michael Jackson to build giant robot Michael Jackson

                              I wish it was done this weekend so I could take a look!

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