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  • trobinson97
    Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
    • Oct 2004
    • 16366

    #1

    Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

    No idea if this is for real.

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    A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.

    But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.

    Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.

    The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive.

    Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.


    Pastafarianism gained wide attention when its key prophet, Bobby Henderson, wrote to the Kansas School Board during the height of the controversy over 'Intelligent Design' being taught in science classes. His letter, also published on his website, demanded equal time be given to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as was given to ID and evolutionary theory.

    Since then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has gained countless followers worldwide, although there are those who remain spagnostic.

    The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.
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  • Snigitty James
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    • Mar 2007
    • 615

    #2
    Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

    lol

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    • X*Cell
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      • Sep 2002
      • 8107

      #3
      Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

      There is no f'ing way that's real.... but I'm lmao.
      SAN ANTONIO SPURS

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      • BGarrett7
        All Star
        • Jul 2003
        • 5890

        #4
        Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

        Originally posted by X*Cell
        There is no f'ing way that's real.... but I'm lmao.
        It's true.

        As is the religion.

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        • dkgojackets
          Banned
          • Mar 2005
          • 13816

          #5
          Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

          This is awesome.

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          • TheGamingChef
            MVP
            • Jun 2006
            • 3384

            #6
            Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

            Let it be so, that the world was touched by His Noodly Appendage and we were created!

            RAmen!

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            • Sandman42
              Hall Of Fame
              • Aug 2004
              • 15186

              #7
              Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

              LMAO I love that Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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              • BigRed
                MVP
                • May 2003
                • 1683

                #8
                Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

                Originally posted by BGarrett7
                It's true.

                As is the religion.
                It's not a real religion. It was created by a physics student in 2005 to protest the Kansas state board of Education's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" as an alternative to biological evolution.

                Basically, he's an agnostic and is trying to prove how ridiculous religion is that he created one that is as ridiculous as possible. Just because a couple of intertet geeks with no lives decided to turn it into a cult fascination doesn't make it a religion.
                Pecos Pete

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                • X*Cell
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                  • Sep 2002
                  • 8107

                  #9
                  Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

                  Originally posted by BigRed
                  It's not a real religion. It was created by a physics student in 2005 to protest the Kansas state board of Education's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" as an alternative to biological evolution.

                  Basically, he's an agnostic and is trying to prove how ridiculous religion is that he created one that is as ridiculous as possible. Just because a couple of intertet geeks with no lives decided to turn it into a cult fascination doesn't make it a religion.
                  Very True.... came up with the conclusion myself about 5 minutes ago.
                  SAN ANTONIO SPURS

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                  • ODogg
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 37953

                    #10
                    Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

                    I'm a devout believer and worshipper of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. In carbs we trust!
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                    • SteelersFreak
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                      • May 2004
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                      #11
                      Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

                      This deserves one word:

                      Wow.
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                      • Karlos05
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 5814

                        #12
                        Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

                        It is a real religion and I'm a devout follower.

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                        • mike01
                          Banned
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 1180

                          #13
                          Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

                          Originally posted by BigRed
                          It's not a real religion. It was created by a physics student in 2005 to protest the Kansas state board of Education's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" as an alternative to biological evolution.

                          Basically, he's an agnostic and is trying to prove how ridiculous religion is that he created one that is as ridiculous as possible. Just because a couple of intertet geeks with no lives decided to turn it into a cult fascination doesn't make it a religion.
                          just because someone came up with it doesn't mean its not a religion...I mean all religions were thought up by someone right?

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                          • MassNole
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 18848

                            #14
                            Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

                            Originally posted by Karlos05
                            It is a real religion and I'm a devout follower.
                            So exactly how much acid do you drop in a night?

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                            • Sandman42
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 15186

                              #15
                              Re: Student punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

                              I've just converted. Why wouldn't you worship a giant pile of spaghetti with 2 meatballs?
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