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  • daflyboys
    Banned
    • May 2003
    • 18238

    #1

    The most unbelievable collection of crap for purchase is here

    Archie McPhee sells funny gifts, toys, & novelties. Bigfoot, cats, finger monsters, crows, unicorns, axolotls, pickle gifts, tiny hands! Archie makes weird!


    Stumbled across this. Yes, it's crap, but I can point to about 15 things I'd want to have off the bat just to say, "Yeah, I have that!" The bacon mints alone are making my mouth water!

    Read some of the descriptions.....now these are some good sales pitches, especially for "Pee Guy"!
    Last edited by daflyboys; 04-18-2007, 11:06 AM.
  • JayBee74
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jul 2002
    • 22989

    #2
    Re: The most unbelievable collection of crap for purchase is here

    CRAP!!!??? It's pretty clear you have NO TASTE in quality merchandise.

    Cowboy Boot Sideburns
    These two cheek toupees are just like the luscious and thick sideburns worn by true cowboys. Slap them on next time you head out for a night of line dancing at the honky-tonk bar. Made of lifelike synthetic hair and backed with adhesive tape.

    Cowboy Boot Sideburns
    item 11465
    $4.95 Set of 2

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    • GenoG
      MVP
      • Jun 2003
      • 1376

      #3
      Re: The most unbelievable collection of crap for purchase is here

      ultimate gag gift store.

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      • Fresh Tendrils
        Strike Hard and Fade Away
        • Jul 2002
        • 36131

        #4
        Re: The most unbelievable collection of crap for purchase is here

        I want all the action figures.



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        • DrStrangepork
          SC**NC*!
          • Jun 2003
          • 408

          #5
          Re: The most unbelievable collection of crap for purchase is here

          There is nothing crappy about bacon flavored mints. Mmmmmm, bacon.

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          • Acid
            Mr. Brightside
            • May 2003
            • 16954

            #6
            Re: The most unbelievable collection of crap for purchase is here

            I love how unicorns and ninjas are under the same category. :y4:
            Blind to this impending fate
            We let the world carry our weight
            It's back breaks with every mile
            But we all live in denial

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            • daflyboys
              Banned
              • May 2003
              • 18238

              #7
              Re: The most unbelievable collection of crap for purchase is here

              In case you glossed over it (I love this catch phrase!):

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