Idiot takes 2,000,000 SCU hot sauce shot

[Blzer]

Re: Idiot takes 2,000,000 SCU hot sauce shot

AH....not as bad as swallowing your own hearing aid battery

(Yes folks, I did that once upon a time)

You know how on Ripley's they have that portion that asks which of the three whatevers is fake? There was one showing three x-rays of stomachs, each with an item ingested in it. One had a fork, one had a cell phone, and one had a pistol. The cell phone was the fake one.

But... a fork? A pistol!?

[Dispatch]

Re: Idiot takes 2,000,000 SCU hot sauce shot

Seriously, what did that kid expect to happen. You're only supposed to have a drop of it and the kid pours a shot glass full of it then downs it. I guess he'll never do that again.

[Brandwin]

Re: Idiot takes 2,000,000 SCU hot sauce shot

AH....not as bad as swallowing your own hearing aid battery

)

Or like me..one time I swallowed my own....


ah, nevermind.

[Beantown]

Re: Idiot takes 2,000,000 SCU hot sauce shot

Or like me..one time I swallowed my own....


ah, nevermind.

My friend swallowed a bottle cap this weekened accidentally.

[Flyboy]

Re: Idiot takes 2,000,000 SCU hot sauce shot

Or like me..one time I swallowed my own....


ah, nevermind.

...

[ProStylez]

Re: Idiot takes 2,000,000 SCU hot sauce shot

LOL, he spiked his popsicle.

[TheMatrix31]

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Blah, I have to register...

In Armenian cuisine, we become used to spicy foods. I want to know how much worse this is compared to the stuff we eat.

[GenoG]

Re: Idiot takes 2,000,000 SCU hot sauce shot

http://www.chez-williams.com/Hot%20Sauce/hothome.htm

[The C]

Re: Idiot takes 2,000,000 SCU hot sauce shot

I remember I was about 13 or 14 years old, and my dad bought me some Habanero peppers. He told me to wash my hands after I cut them and stuff; but being the idiot I was, I didn't.

So I cut the peppers open, and use my hands to get the seeds out, all the while getting Hab juices all over my hands.

I pick up the part of the pepper and eat it.

I sit there grinning to myself saying "Ha! This isn't so bad."

Suddenly, my mouth starts to get uncomfortable; at first, it was about as uncomfortable as an itch.

Then, as uncomfortable as stubbing your toe.

Now, it was like a buffalo wing.

Then, as uncomfortable as hearing your parents have relations.

Then, it jumped up like 10 scales and was as uncomfortable as seeing your parents have an intimate relation.

So at this point my eyes are watering; I put my hands up to wipe them off. But guess what? My hands still had pepper juice on them. I had just used a poor man's mace on myself.

My parents aren't home, I can barely see; I go from sink to sink trying to find one I can get my head under.

I finally get up to my bathroom, turn on the shower head, only to find out that pepper juices aren't water soluble; they are fat soluble (I was a moron and didn't know this. Had I known, I would have poured milk in my eyes or something.)

So I spent the next 10-15 minutes in pain, standing fully clothed, in the shower, while trying to not cry myself into a coma.

Moral of the story? I'm a ******, who would forget to breathe if it wasn't done for me.

[Blzer]

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[ex carrabba fan]

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I remember I was about 13 or 14 years old, and my dad bought me some Habanero peppers. He told me to wash my hands after I cut them and stuff; but being the idiot I was, I didn't.

So I cut the peppers open, and use my hands to get the seeds out, all the while getting Hab juices all over my hands.

I pick up the part of the pepper and eat it.

I sit there grinning to myself saying "Ha! This isn't so bad."

Suddenly, my mouth starts to get uncomfortable; at first, it was about as uncomfortable as an itch.

Then, as uncomfortable as stubbing your toe.

Now, it was like a buffalo wing.

Then, as uncomfortable as hearing your parents have relations.

Then, it jumped up like 10 scales and was as uncomfortable as seeing your parents have an intimate relation.

So at this point my eyes are watering; I put my hands up to wipe them off. But guess what? My hands still had pepper juice on them. I had just used a poor man's mace on myself.

My parents aren't home, I can barely see; I go from sink to sink trying to find one I can get my head under.

I finally get up to my bathroom, turn on the shower head, only to find out that pepper juices aren't water soluble; they are fat soluble (I was a moron and didn't know this. Had I known, I would have poured milk in my eyes or something.)

So I spent the next 10-15 minutes in pain, standing fully clothed, in the shower, while trying to not cry myself into a coma.

Moral of the story? I'm a ******, who would forget to breathe if it wasn't done for me.

[Boltman]

Re: Idiot takes 2,000,000 SCU hot sauce shot

I remember I was about 13 or 14 years old, and my dad bought me some Habanero peppers. He told me to wash my hands after I cut them and stuff; but being the idiot I was, I didn't.

So I cut the peppers open, and use my hands to get the seeds out, all the while getting Hab juices all over my hands.

I pick up the part of the pepper and eat it.

I sit there grinning to myself saying "Ha! This isn't so bad."

Suddenly, my mouth starts to get uncomfortable; at first, it was about as uncomfortable as an itch.

Then, as uncomfortable as stubbing your toe.

Now, it was like a buffalo wing.

Then, as uncomfortable as hearing your parents have relations.

Then, it jumped up like 10 scales and was as uncomfortable as seeing your parents have an intimate relation.

So at this point my eyes are watering; I put my hands up to wipe them off. But guess what? My hands still had pepper juice on them. I had just used a poor man's mace on myself.

My parents aren't home, I can barely see; I go from sink to sink trying to find one I can get my head under.

I finally get up to my bathroom, turn on the shower head, only to find out that pepper juices aren't water soluble; they are fat soluble (I was a moron and didn't know this. Had I known, I would have poured milk in my eyes or something.)

So I spent the next 10-15 minutes in pain, standing fully clothed, in the shower, while trying to not cry myself into a coma.

Moral of the story? I'm a ******, who would forget to breathe if it wasn't done for me.

LMFAO! So true, I had a jug of Vanilla ice cream ready for him when he told me he could eat one of my father in laws home grown Habaneros LOL. He was crying all the time eating all my ice cream and drinking a half gallon of milk. LOL.

[madscientist]

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Imagine what this is going to feel like on the way out!

[Cyros]

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I'll stick to my good 'ol Louisiana.

[skitch]

Re: Idiot takes 2,000,000 SCU hot sauce shot

I remember I ate a Habanero pepper whole one time...

I immediately downed half a gallon of milk, and my face was still on fire.

Worst. Idea. Ever.