Get ready for the cult classic - DRIVE THRU!

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  • JohnDoe8865
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    • Jul 2002
    • 9607

    #1

    Get ready for the cult classic - DRIVE THRU!




    It is one of the most hilariously insane horror movies I've seen in a long time. It harkens back to the days of super villians who spouted catch phrases before doing hideous things to his victims. It is so cheesy, so bad, that it is GREAT. I must get the word out on this movie. It also has Billy Joe Campbell as Sgt. Crockers in the movie and he is hilarious.

    I work at Movie Gallery so this one drops on May 29th in very limited circulation and it is a must see. The opening scene alone is worth the price of a rental. Plus the guy from "Super Size Me", Morgan Spurlock even has a hilarious part. The characters live in Orange County and they are mostly spoiled suburban kids. the dialogue between them is just ear piercingly bad which makes it almost a parody of itself. I'm tellin you guys, you have to check this out. It is in the vain of all of the 80s sleepover slayer type movies and the Nightmare on Elm Street series except with ridiculous dialogue.

    PLEASE SEE THIS MOVIE. You couldn't see this in the theater, it went direct to video so find it and prepare to be entertained.

    Drive Thru: Directed by Brendan Cowles, Shane Kuhn. With Leighton Meester, Nicholas D'Agosto, Melora Hardin, Lola Glaudini. Horror gets Super Sized when Horny The Clown, the demonic mascot of "Hella-Burger," starts slashing Orange County teenagers with his meat cleaver from Hell.


    YouTube trailer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnVFh20M1FE

    Here are some review quotes:

    "I'm actually kind of hoping
    that Lions Gate has the decency to never release
    this terrible slasher flick to the American audience.
    Drive-Thru is what I would call a fine-polished turd.
    It looks like it had a quite decent budget, the
    directing isn't half bad, and the mask is just
    awesome. However, the story is poorly executed, the
    characters are all unlikable and the killer's
    one-liners are so lame that even Uwe Boll would
    cringe in his seat"
    Last edited by JohnDoe8865; 05-25-2007, 12:38 AM.
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  • Eton Rifles
    Obey the Father!!!!
    • Feb 2003
    • 5374

    #2
    Re: Get ready for the cult classic - DRIVE THRU!

    sounds like a flick where you sit around with your friends, get all liquered up, and just laugh at what's on the screen.
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    • The C
      Banned
      • Apr 2005
      • 7538

      #3
      Re: Get ready for the cult classic - DRIVE THRU!

      Meh. Good Burger is the best fast food themed movie.

      It has Kenan. And it has Kel. This movie has neither.

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      • Double Eights
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        • Nov 2005
        • 5733

        #4
        Re: Get ready for the cult classic - DRIVE THRU!

        Originally posted by The C
        Meh. Good Burger is the best fast food themed movie.

        It has Kenan. And it has Kel. This movie has neither.
        Best movie of the '90s? I think so.

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        • ExtremeGamer
          Extra Life 11/3/18
          • Jul 2002
          • 35299

          #5
          Re: Get ready for the cult classic - DRIVE THRU!

          Added it to my netflix q

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          • ExtremeGamer
            Extra Life 11/3/18
            • Jul 2002
            • 35299

            #6
            Re: Get ready for the cult classic - DRIVE THRU!

            Watched it last night, sorry, but it was "hella" bad. I mean, terrible. The main girl though was smokin'.

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            • CMH
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              • Oct 2002
              • 26203

              #7
              Re: Get ready for the cult classic - DRIVE THRU!

              Originally posted by ExtremeGamer
              Watched it last night, sorry, but it was "hella" bad. I mean, terrible. The main girl though was smokin'.
              I think that's the point.

              I'll try to watch it with my brother so I can laugh through it.
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