The Vatican Releases the 10 Commandments of Driving

[MassNole]

CNN Article

Drivers' Ten Commandments'

The "Drivers' Ten Commandments," as listed by the document, are:
1. You shall not kill.
2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.
5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.
7. Support the families of accident victims.
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
10. Feel responsible toward others.

I think it is safe to say no one who helped create this list has ever driven in Boston, or Massachusetts for that matter.

I know this is semi-religious in nature so please don't turn this humor by the Vatican into a religious debate.

[oakfan162]

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Gotta give the Vatican credit for loosening up a bit and updating with the times. lol.

[Skerik]

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When you get chauffeured around in an armored golf cart, you pretty much forfeit your right to tell other people how to drive.

And I beg to differ. Driving is ALL ABOUT power and domination.

[Acid]

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When you get chauffeured around in an armored golf cart, you pretty much forfeit your right to tell other people how to drive.

And I beg to differ. Driving is ALL ABOUT power and domination.

Very true.

[SLAYER]

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Ridin' dirty.

[DrJones]

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I think it is safe to say no one who helped create this list has ever driven in Boston, or Massachusetts for that matter.

Dude, have you ever been to Rome? Driving in Boston is a cakewalk in comparison. Italian drivers are insane.

[davin]

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Dude, have you ever been to Rome? Driving in Boston is a cakewalk in comparison. Italian drivers are insane.

Yeah for real, you can be at a crosswalk, have the light to start walking and they just dont care. You have to just start going and practically stare them down to get across half the time.

[kapo]

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I half expected this to be a joke when reading the title of the thread. I have to say, I'm a little disappointed.

[dkgojackets]

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I fully expected this to be a joke when reading the title of the thread. I have to say, I'm very disappointed.

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