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  • Dipstick
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    • Feb 2007
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    #1

    Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"



    Boy I tell you.
  • SPTO
    binging
    • Feb 2003
    • 68046

    #2
    Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

    Maybe I should sue my local chinese restaurant for making me want to go to the toilet every time I eat their food.

    Seriously some people really have no brains.
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    • aukevin
      War Eagle, Go Braves!
      • Dec 2002
      • 14700

      #3
      Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

      McArthur says she just wants to make sure nobody else meets the same end she did when she decided to indulge her sweetooth.

      "I don't want to see anybody else have to go through what I have gone through from eating a piece of candy that was supposed to be soft chew," she said.
      yeah... that and $25,000

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      • Altimus
        Chelsea, Assemble!
        • Nov 2004
        • 27283

        #4
        Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

        Hmm maybe I should bite really hard on a almond and sue Planters Peanuts for being an idiot.

        This is why America sucks sometimes...

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        • CMH
          Making you famous
          • Oct 2002
          • 26203

          #5
          Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

          It's alright. American doesn't suck when it comes to stuff like this.

          The citizens suck when they think they can take advantage of the court system. But, as the missing pants sue showed, judges are smart enough to know when someone is being an idiot.
          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

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          • toneloc99
            Pro
            • Jan 2003
            • 824

            #6
            Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

            Originally posted by YankeePride_YP
            It's alright. American doesn't suck when it comes to stuff like this.

            The citizens suck when they think they can take advantage of the court system. But, as the missing pants sue showed, judges are smart enough to know when someone is being an idiot.
            The missing pants idiot was a judge lol.

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            • DaveDQ
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              • Sep 2003
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              #7
              Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

              I think it's funny that a person with the screen name "Dipstick" posted this. Nothing against you or anything like that. It just struck me funny.
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              • mgoblue
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                • Jul 2002
                • 25477

                #8
                Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

                Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
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                • Dipstick
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                  • Feb 2007
                  • 659

                  #9
                  Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

                  Originally posted by dQbell
                  I think it's funny that a person with the screen name "Dipstick" posted this. Nothing against you or anything like that. It just struck me funny.
                  What are you trying to say?

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                  • SlimKibbles
                    Supporter
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 7276

                    #10
                    Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

                    Originally posted by Dipstick
                    What are you trying to say?
                    That the woman who filed the lawsuit is a dipstick.
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                    • rockchisler
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 8290

                      #11
                      Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

                      sorry for offending anybody
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                      • TheMatrix31
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 52926

                        #12
                        Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

                        Originally posted by rockchisler
                        Since Bush has been in office Americas IQ has dropped 57 points per person.
                        I see you were the one most affected by this.

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                        • CMH
                          Making you famous
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 26203

                          #13
                          Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

                          Originally posted by toneloc99
                          The missing pants idiot was a judge lol.
                          Well, thankfully a smart judge heard the case.
                          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

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                          • Matteh
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                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1554

                            #14
                            Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

                            It would be hilarious if Starburst won the case and then used "dangerously chewy" as the slogan for their next ad campaign.
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                            • The GIGGAS
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 28474

                              #15
                              Re: Michigan Woman sues because Candy is "dangerously chewy"

                              Surprised no one sued Cheetos for Dangerously Cheesy...

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