100. October 3, 2000
Radiohead release Kid A
Spontaneously, guitar fans everywhere begin weeping.
99. December 11, 1965
The Velvet Underground play their first show
Giving birth to the sound of alternative rock.
98. April 13, 1963
The Kingsmen record “Louie Louie”
When it becomes a hit, everyone assumes singer Jack Ely’s incomprehensible mumbling masks obscenity, causing the first panic over dirty lyrics.
97. November 23, 1936
Robert Johnson’s first recording session
The King of the Delta Blues Singers hooks up with the devil, provides a Rosetta Stone for rock pioneers including Eric Clapton and Keith Richards.
96. December 14, 1977
Saturday Night Fever debuts in New York
Prompting the inexorable march of polyester suits and disco into the suburbs — and throughout the world.
95. August 21, 1966
The Doors perform “The End” at L.A.’s Whisky A Go Go
Jim Morrison’s 11–minute–plus nightmare about Oedipal desire, snakes and ancient lakes cements the Doors’ Dionysian rep — and earns them a permanent ban from the club.
94. February 1, 2004
“Nipplegate”
The Most Infamous Super Bowl Halftime Ever deep–sixes Janet Jackson’s career and ushers in a brave new era of “decency.”
93. June 30, 1989
Do the Right Thing hits theaters
Introducing Public Enemy’s righteous rage to the world at large, Spike Lee’s breakout film practically doubled as a music video for “Fight the Power,” which is heard no less than 15 times in the movie.
92. January 31, 1955
RCA demonstrates first synthesizer
The room–size machine capable of generating and shaping sounds makes Abbey Road, dance music, keytars and Madonna possible.
91. September 8, 1965
Classified ad runs to form the Monkees
The first fictional band was born, presaging Josie and the *****cats, Gorillaz and the current incarnation of Guns N’ Roses.
90. June 18, 1988
Depeche Mode sell out the Rose Bowl
About 80,000 goths pack the So–Cal stadium — and synth–rock gets its stamp of legitimacy.
89. July 6, 1977
Roger Waters spits at a fan during a Pink Floyd show
The incident would inspire Waters to write The Wall, a masterpiece of rock–star alienation and anomie.
88. April 6, 1974
ABBA win the Eurovision Song Contest
Making possible the ascendance of Swedish pop and approximately 18 bajillion drunken wedding dances.
87. October 9, 1999
Coachella kicks off
Beginning the annual pilgrimage of alterna–kids to the Sonoran Desert.
86. November 21, 1959
Alan Freed fired in first payola scandal
Ending the career of the DJ who invented the term rock & roll.
85. July 18, 1991
Lollapalooza premieres
Introducing the U.S. to the traveling music festival.
84. September 19, 1955
Pat Boone hits No. 1 with “Ain’t That a Shame”
With this bleached–out version of Fats Domino’s original, Boone becomes the trailblazer for years of Whitey childproofing R&B.
83. January 26, 1995
First MPEG3 patent filed
Turning music loving into a no–strings–attached orgy.
82 March 17, 1958
Link Wray invents distortion
The brutal “Rumble” introduces the world to the fuzztone sound.
81. June 15, 1984
Scarface tops the VHS rentals list
Sanctifying hip–hop’s Church of Tony Montana.
80. April 14, 1982
Karaoke arrives in the U.S.
At a bar called Dimples in Burbank, California.
79. April 1, 2032
Guns N’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy released
Weeks after Axl’s death in a tragic tanning–bed accident.
78. May 29, 1983
Heavy Metal Day at the US Festival
300,000 head bang to Van Halen and Mötley Crüe, confirming hair metal’s arrival.
77. October 23, 2002
Kanye West’s car crash
In which hip–hop’s best producer–rapper smashes his jaw, finds God and decides to write “Through the Wire,” a career–making song about seat–belt safety.
76. January 1, 1994
Max Martin quits cashiering, starts producing
Millions of teenage girls feel the sudden urge to squeal.
75. June 27, 1966
Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention release Freak Out!
Rock’s first concept record.
74. September 9, 1934
“Muzak” is registered as a trademark
Elevators, retail stores, restaurants — none would go unmusically accompanied from here on in!
73. December 18, 2005
“Lazy Sunday” hits YouTube
The SNL skit helps turn a fledgling video–hosting site into the world’s premier time suck.
72. August 31, 1963
The Ronettes’ “Be My Baby” debuts on the charts
Producer Phil Spector’s Wall of Sound changes the nature of pop records, from documents of performances to studio creations.
71. November 16, 1985
Starship’s “We Built This City” reaches No. 1
The low–water mark of soul–crushing corporate rock — delivered by the onetime tie–dyed standard bearers of hippiedom.
70. August 12, 1972
Willie Nelson plays his first show at Austin’s Armadillo World Headquarters
Kicks off the Nashville–defying “outlaw country” movement, bringing together gun–rack rednecks, sunbaked hippies and maybe — just maybe — a weed dealer or two.
69. October 1, 1982
The first compact disc goes on sale in Japan
Billy Joel’s 52nd Street ushers in the new format, reaping enormous profits for the music industry — but also sowing the seeds of the digital revolution that will bring the biz to its knees 20 years later.
68. July 1, 1979
The Walkman goes on sale
When your kids ask you what those clunky plastic boxes were, you can say: “0GB iPods.”
67. January 13, 1969
JÄgermeister reaches the U.s.
The after–dinner digestif is eventually adopted by hard–rock bands as the favored facilitator of wanton misbehavior and poor life choices.
66. December 13, 1967
Grateful Dead debut “Dark Star”
The live epic that spurs the birth of the jam–band movement.
65. March 30, 1980
Van Halen find brown M&Ms backstage
After a show at the University of Southern Colorado, in direct contravention of the clause in the band’s contract, to be precise. They trash the dressing room, immortalizing the benchmark for all absurd backstage demands.
64. September 26, 1984
Def Jam releases LL Cool J’s “I Need a Beat”
Hip–hop’s first powerhouse label and longest–running star both get their starts.
63 March 2, 1984
This Is Spinal Tap released
Rock bands become self–aware and drummers tread more carefully, particularly when undertaking chores in the garden.
62 December 6, 1969
Meredith Hunter stabbed to death at Altamont
Bringing a symbolic end to the optimistic peace–and–love counterculture of the ’60s.
61 June 3, 1992
Bill Clinton blows his sax on Arsenio Hall
For the first time, a member of the rock & roll generation is on his way to the White House.
60 October 1, 1957
Little Richard renounces rock & roll for the Lord
Becoming the first rock star to be born again, paving the way for everyone from Al Green to Korn’s Brian “Head” Welch.
59. June 5, 1983
U2 play Red Rocks
Despite a torrential downpour, U2 insisted that the show go on at the Colorado amphitheater, an outdoor venue formed by two sandstone megaliths. And for good reason: U2 had committed their life savings to capturing the show on tape for what would become the Under a Blood Red Sky concert video. The evening’s iconic moment came as Bono waved a large white flag during the political anthem “Sunday Bloody Sunday.” When MTV put a clip of this in heavy rotation, it ushered in U2’s quarter–century of world domination.
Unintended consequence: rock stars on Charlie Rose
58. February 17, 1976
Eagles release greatest hits
Disco may have been in ascendance, but the Eagles’ compilation nonetheless sold a million copies in 24 days — and has been selling ever since, clocking nearly 30 million record sales in the U.S. alone, making it the most–bought album of all time. The comp’s success firmly established baby boomers as rock’s cash cow, ensuring that artists who came of age in the ’60s and ’70s would have lucrative careers that far outlasted their inspiration and, in many cases, even their deaths.
Unintended consequence: “The heat is on”
57. June 23, 1987
Tiffany tours malls
Stumped by how to promote an album by a 15–year–old whose target audience was too young to even sneak into nightclubs, a desperate record executive suggested Tiffany spend her summer vacation touring the nation’s malls. “The Beautiful You: Celebrating the Good Life Shopping Mall Tour ’87” catapulted Tiffany to quadruple–platinum sales. In the process, it established the food court as the first stop of choice for many aspiring teen pop stars — including Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne — and opened the industry’s eyes to the buying power of millions of tween–age girls.
Unintended consequence: High School Musical
56. February 20, 1980
Bon Scott dies
When the AC/DC singer choked on his own vomit in a parked car after a London drinking session, the band’s Highway to Hell had just grazed the Top 20 and they were really only appreciated by serious headbangers. After recruiting new singer Brian Johnson and releasing Back in Black — as a tribute to Scott — five months later, they were the biggest rock band in the world. They never came close to recapturing this crunching Matt Lange–produced manifesto of booze and womanizing, but at 42 million copies sold, this is the hard–rock album that everyone owns.
Unintended consequence: power chords in strip clubs
55. January 1, 1953
Hank Williams found dead in his Cadillac
The ultimate country–music death also provides the archetype for rock–star martyrs to come, from Jimi to Kurt to Tupac.
54. March 30, 1965
Owsley receives his first shipment of lysergic monohydrate
With 800 grams of the raw materials for LSD, Augustus Owsley Stanley III manufactures 300,000 capsules of “White Lightning” acid — legal in California at the time — and turns on the entire West Coast. Hello, psychedelia!
53. January 22, 1972
David Bowie reveals his bisexuality in Melody Maker
Ziggy Stardust tells a reporter, “Yes, of course I’m gay, and always have been,” becoming the first rock star to come out of the closet.
52. January 20, 1982
Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a live bat
Onstage at a solo show in Des Moines, Iowa, Ozzy’s ghoulish nosh establishes him as rock’s alpha nutcase — a title yet to be wrested from his trembling grasp.
51. May 19, 1965
Pete Townshend writes “My Generation”
Forced to take the train after the queen has his Packard hearse towed, the Who guitarist uses his commute to author rock’s first and greatest endorsement of voluntary euthanasia.
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