Texas Woman Believes She Found A Chupacabra (mythical beast)

[MassNole]

Has a mythical beast turned up in Texas? - Yahoo! News



I don't know, it looks like a normal dog to me.

[Beantown]

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Looks like a malnourished dog to me.

[MassNole]

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Looks like a malnourished dog to me.

Like a malnourished pitbull or something? I highly doubt this is a bloodsucking creature that plagues the Caribbean and the Amazon. Of course when DNA tests confirm this is just a dog, that will never hit the news.

[Beantown]

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I was thinking more along the lines of a greyhound.

[Double Eights]

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I was thinking more along the lines of a greyhound.

Yeah. That is what I was thinking as well.

[Hootiefish]

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Looks like a half-decomposed dog.

People don't realize, but decomposition does weird things to an animal's body, making it look like nothing it resembled before.

Here is a quick Chupacabra test without going into DNA. Did the incisors/fangs of the dead animal have any type of canal in them? If not, how is that thing going to drain something's blood?

[MassNole]

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Looks like a half-decomposed dog.

People don't realize, but decomposition does weird things to an animal's body, making it look like nothing it resembled before.

Here is a quick Chupacabra test without going into DNA. Did the incisors/fangs of the dead animal have any type of canal in them? If not, how is that thing going to drain something's blood?

My vast expertise in cryptozoology would tell me that it uses the fangs to pierce the skin and then it would suck the blood out.

[Hootiefish]

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My vast expertise in cryptozoology would tell me that it uses the fangs to pierce the skin and then it would suck the blood out.

Yet how would it suck, it has no lips?

Anyway, I thought these things were supposed to be some sort of mixture of lizard and kangaroo?

[MassNole]

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Yet how would it suck, it has no lips?

Anyway, I thought these things were supposed to be some sort of mixture of lizard and kangaroo?

It would I suppose drain the blood into its throat and swallow I suppose.

[jmood88]

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Looks like a half-decomposed dog.

People don't realize, but decomposition does weird things to an animal's body, making it look like nothing it resembled before.

Here is a quick Chupacabra test without going into DNA. Did the incisors/fangs of the dead animal have any type of canal in them? If not, how is that thing going to drain something's blood?

Well they're going to test the DNA so we'll see if it's a dog or not.

[The C]

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My vast expertise in cryptozoology would tell me that it uses the fangs to pierce the skin and then it would suck the blood out.

Well my personal experience with Necrophilia would tell me the best way to drain blood is with a straw

[Beantown]

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Well my personal experience with Necrophilia would tell me the best way to drain blood is with a straw

[Flyboy]

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Well my personal experience with Necrophilia would tell me the best way to drain blood is with a straw

The C is becoming one of the funniest posters around here. For real.

[nyisles16]

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The C is becoming one of the funniest posters around here. For real.

either funny... or very disturbing.. :wink:

[SPTO]

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I saw a report about this on Headline News over the weekend. Pretty interesting stuff and i'd definitely be interested to know what the results of the DNA test will be.