Official OS Keystyle Thread

[Brandwin]

Re: Official OS Keystyle Thread

LMAO Streets.

[Streets]

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LMAO Streets.

LOL!

[Graphik]

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My main man Graphik may not be the best at this
But my rap attacks will blow you off of the atlas
A vet at this, Dook you need a little practice
While Graph is makin’ out- I’ll rape your a** with the cactus
I don’t even need to throw out a no homo -
I’m from the era of Wu torture skits;
Where your neck get slit
- I’ll do it pro bono
We’re from the land of soul beats and ill conscious rappin’
Your from the land of candy paint and teeth that is platinum
Talkin about our troops like, “I love the home of the brave”
From Texas, but your avy says that your reppin’ the home of the gays
Their aint nothing wrong with it, just come out the closet, homes
Already got four guys on your nuts in this thread alone!
Your four bars were cute and may have done a little damage
But save those punchline raps for wilin’ out with nick cannon

Dayum Streets. You killed it.

[Moses Shuttlesworth]

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Why is it that every rapper says "Yo, I'm the best rappa" blah blah.

I think the fans can judge for themselves. Although, it can be quite entertaining.

[Hassan Darkside]

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Forget all yall, I'm the best in this thread
This topic is zombie, I brought it back from the dead
Most of you guys have no rhythm, go back to your roots and don't say nothin
Because I got punchlines that make cats jump off joe budden
Yall buggin, I'm better than the others
Yall like fans from the A, won't know what to say when you see the hawk in new colors
I'm real intimidating in the text, yall rap like you're farting
I got hammers and clips that'll prevent Clinton from sparking
Streets ain't poppin, Dookie is crap and Graphik is low quality
When I leave this thread I'm gonna have a cult following
Graphik is blastin Dookie for supporting gays or whatever he 'bout
But reading Graph's subtitle, he's the one posting with his meat out
So yall line up if you want to see me
Graphik, it'll take more than lotion to beat me

[Streets]

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Forget all yall, I'm the best in this thread
This topic is zombie, I brought it back from the dead
Most of you guys have no rhythm, go back to your roots and don't say nothin
Because I got punchlines that make cats jump off joe budden
Yall buggin, I'm better than the others
Yall like fans from the A, won't know what to say when you see the hawk in new colors
I'm real intimidating in the text, yall rap like you're farting
I got hammers and clips that'll prevent Clinton from sparking
Streets ain't poppin, Dookie is crap and Graphik is low quality
When I leave this thread I'm gonna have a cult following
Graphik is blastin Dookie for supporting gays or whatever he 'bout
But reading Graph's subtitle, he's the one posting with his meat out
So yall line up if you want to see me
Graphik, it'll take more than lotion to beat me

Best in this thread? You must be messed in the head!
Instead of writing corny raps, take a lesson instead
Lesson one- never mention my name, you a joke
Play nice, or you’ll get your E-Thug card revoked
Cause when I’m done with you, after all my taunts and my teasin’
You’ll have a cult following… for all the wrong reasons.
“Yo’ ain’t that double R; the cat with wicked rhymes?”
“No that’s the double R who got bodied in record time!”
Lesson two…F**k it, just copy me, because my rhymes, they inspire
The only reason you here, I bagged your moms and forgot the Ruff Ryder
I didn’t want this to be the way you met your dad, but that’s life
And we named you that as a reminder to never make the same mistake twice
And just because you type in bold don’t mean you intimidating
Man, f**k a sixteen my leads so big I’m simulating

[Lintyfresh85]

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Best in this thread? You must be messed in the head!
Instead of writing corny raps, take a lesson instead
Lesson one- never mention my name, you a joke
Play nice, or you’ll get your E-Thug card revoked
Cause when I’m done with you, after all my taunts and my teasin’
You’ll have a cult following… for all the wrong reasons.
“Yo’ ain’t that double R; the cat with wicked rhymes?”
“No that’s the double R who got bodied in record time!”
Lesson two…F**k it, just copy me, because my rhymes, they inspire
The only reason you here, I bagged your moms and forgot the Ruff Ryder
I didn’t want this to be the way you met your dad, but that’s life
And we named you that as a reminder to never make the same mistake twice
And just because you type in bold don’t mean you intimidating
Man, f**k a sixteen my leads so big I’m simulating

HOLY CRAP

[chippered]

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Alright, i'll give this keystyle battle a shot right here
It's time I clean up like Mr. Belvedere
This is for the ladies that like to shake their rears
And when I drop these bombs, I make the whole room clear
I'm not really into hip-hop
Cause for me it died with Tupac
Tired of hearing about the bling-bling
The Rolls, the house, and the diggers in the G-strings
But what am I sayin
If I could make money slayin
Thats the game I'd be playin
All nite and all day and
I'd be stackin this cheese
Like a mouse with OCD

Umm...yeah, thats pretty much all I have.

[Bird006]

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Yo Streetz...

You ain't an emcee cuz you can impress the OS
Don't mess, I flow best
I gave your infested hoe sex
But she had to take it slow so I stressed her throat less
She got tired, sorry I was drainin' your lady
But it's natural human behavior, just makin' some babies
You can't phaze me I'm crazy
I guess your flow explains why your pic is of Tracy McGrady
Cuz your flow is the worst sound
Like your idol you talk, but can't get out the first round
You should just turn 'round
Work on your vocab and learn nouns...
I'm not here to hurt feelings, but I'll do it anyway
You'll lose in many ways, you stupid Jenny Craig
And why is this dude from Chicago reppin' Houston anyways?!?

[Streets]

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Yo Streetz...

You ain't an emcee cuz you can impress the OS
Don't mess, I flow best
I gave your infested hoe sex
But she had to take it slow so I stressed her throat less
She got tired, sorry I was drainin' your lady
But it's natural human behavior, just makin' some babies
You can't phaze me I'm crazy
I guess your flow explains why your pic is of Tracy McGrady
Cuz your flow is the worst sound
Like your idol you talk, but can't get out the first round
You should just turn 'round
Work on your vocab and learn nouns...
I'm not here to hurt feelings, but I'll do it anyway
You'll lose in many ways, you stupid Jenny Craig
And why is this dude from Chicago reppin' Houston anyways?!?

If I’m not an MC, what does that make you b*tches
When I spit it I get props, while all you hear is crickets
I’m the sickest… nope wait, that’s you, I’m talking reckless
Look at Bird, so proud, just to get the clap from my sloppy seconds
You wanna diss, by banging my diseased ho and raising my kids
I should send a thank you card for ridding me of that sh*t
You thought it’d make me crazy, but instead I’m real calm dude
Cause your takin' shots of Penicillin and freed me up to bang your mom dukes
Just like Mac, I make the game look as easy as that tramp - plus I’m a throwback -
One night with her and, I can tell you were named after her ho *ss!
And I don’t need to be good, to make it out the first, I’m still winnin'
I’m like the Raps, how I beast on cats… in a real sh*tty division
And please believe, in the first round, or in any other sets
I’m just like the Raptors, when I shoot the rock, it's nothing but NETS
And just cause your avy says you FINALLY reached pro status
Trust me, no one on OS knows you… and you still a rookie at this


(…. just need a little more practice)

[Acid]

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If I’m not an MC, what does that make you b*tches
When I spit it I get props, while all you hear is crickets
I’m the sickest… nope wait, that’s you, I’m talking reckless
Look at Bird, so proud, just to get the clap from my sloppy seconds
You wanna diss, by banging my diseased ho and raising my kids
I should send a thank you card for ridding me of that sh*t
You thought it’d make me crazy, but instead I’m real calm dude
Cause your takin' shots of Penicillin and freed me up to bang your mom dukes
Just like Mac, I make the game look as easy as that tramp - plus I’m a throwback -
One night with her and, I can tell you were named after her ho ***!
And I don’t need to be good, to make it out the first, I’m still winnin'
I’m like the Raps, how I beast on cats… in a real sh*tty division
And please believe, in the first round, or in any other sets
I’m just like the Raptors, when I shoot the rock, it's nothing but NETS
And just cause your avy says you FINALLY reached pro status
Trust me, no one on OS knows you… and you still a rookie at this


(…. just need a little more practice)

[Beantown]

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You know...I actually would have tried against Graphik...

**** Streets, though.

[Sully]

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Streets is the only one that's earned the right to post anything in this thread. Good stuff.

[Kashanova]

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i come thru the thread my E-gun packed with lead
kill all ya fools even if you're already dead
kash up 40 on the spread, im ready to shred
ya juss ready to get shot and eat bread
instead, i go out get kardashian to wed
cum on her breast, make a big mess
i profess kash is da best at makin progress
after 2 tries i'll checkmate fisher at chess
kash's da best, some say that im bless
but how u bless if u bag girls in fake guess?
don't test, kash, cuz he'll do it with supress
i'll give rid of you and one queer less in this U.S
skills i possess i can beat all the nation
i get ya bums rolling when ya hear me at the station
heres my elabration on red sox nation
when it comes to ejaculation their face is da location
girls that is i hit some tempation
when i look at em it looks like they gettin vibration
i lick my lips once they end up doing masterbation
so ima end here and take my vacation
kash is out like george bush's education

[ExtremeGamer]

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From the language, to the attacks (I know, it's a "rap battle" thread), to the political discussion. This thread is locked.