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  • ehh
    Hall Of Fame
    • Mar 2003
    • 28960

    #16
    Re: Definitely wife material

    Originally posted by elicoleman
    Mike Patrick should be fire.
    They don't come much worse than him.
    "You make your name in the regular season, and your fame in the postseason." - Clyde Frazier

    "Beware of geeks bearing formulas." - Warren Buffet

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    • Altimus
      Chelsea, Assemble!
      • Nov 2004
      • 27283

      #17
      Re: Definitely wife material

      Originally posted by Acid
      Who would be Earth, Wind, Water, and Heart?

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      • Kodiak33
        MVP
        • Aug 2002
        • 1093

        #18
        Re: Definitely wife material

        Howie Day sucks. A friend of mine that worked for Hollister told me about an experience with him. He had a set in one of their stores (I believe Chicago), and he was a complete jerk the whole time.

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        • TarHeelMan
          Th* H*mb*rg*r P*mp
          • Jul 2002
          • 7853

          #19
          Re: Definitely wife material

          "I must have seen her naked dozens of times and each time I've been extremely embarrassed. She strips off anywhere -- at home, recording studios and clubs. Even at the dance rehearsals, she took all her clothes off in front of me and then bent over, not even to pick anything up. I felt my ears burning and turned my head to the wall." But that wasn't the only occasion he was forced to avert his eyes. "Another time, she came running to the guardroom [at her estate]," he recalls. "All she had on was a pair of skimpy shorts. One hand was covering one breast but the other was exposed. I didn't know where to look."
          Son.... Don't let me be that bodyguard... I'd smash that just on GP...

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          • ex carrabba fan
            I'll thank him for you
            • Oct 2004
            • 32744

            #20
            Re: Definitely wife material

            Originally posted by TarHeelMan
            Son.... Don't let me be that bodyguard... I'd smash that just on GP...
            Seriously, you'd have all the opportunities in the world with how wasted and high she was getting all the time.

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            • Flyboy
              Daydream Believer
              • Jun 2003
              • 11352

              #21
              Re: Definitely wife material

              Originally posted by TarHeelMan
              Son.... Don't let me be that bodyguard... I'd smash that just on GP...
              I know that's right. It couldn't be me.
              Originally posted by EWRMETS
              Maybe the best post in OS's history. If you don't think Tony Romo is a Hall of Famer, you support al Qaeda.

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              • TarHeelMan
                Th* H*mb*rg*r P*mp
                • Jul 2002
                • 7853

                #22
                Re: Definitely wife material

                Originally posted by ex carrabba fan
                Seriously, you'd have all the opportunities in the world with how wasted and high she was getting all the time.
                All I know is K-Fed would be wondering if Britney's being in the tanning machine while pregnant had anything to do with the kids being dark....

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                • mjb2124
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 13649

                  #23
                  Re: Definitely wife material

                  Poor kids. They really don't have a chance to grow up normally unless she gets her act together quickly. Heck, if she makes it another 5-10 years without killing herself, that might be a success.

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                  • TarHeelMan
                    Th* H*mb*rg*r P*mp
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 7853

                    #24
                    Re: Definitely wife material

                    For real... Kids, you have a choice of being raised by Britney or K-Fed.... Make your decision, now, please....

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                    • rumfinator
                      Ageless Wonder
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 863

                      #25
                      Re: Definitely wife material

                      Originally posted by TarHeelMan
                      For real... Kids, you have a choice of being raised by Britney or K-Fed.... Make your decision, now, please....
                      I'd rather pick David Hasselhoff.

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                      • jmood88
                        Sean Payton: Retribution
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 34639

                        #26
                        Re: Definitely wife material

                        Originally posted by Karlos05
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                        Originally posted by Blzer
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                        • ThaBlazer
                          Rookie
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 223

                          #27
                          Re: Definitely wife material

                          Gimme gimme.....

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                          • trobinson97
                            Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 16366

                            #28
                            Re: Definitely wife material

                            I'm starting to feel sorry for the girl now. This is literal Hollywood crash and burn story. It's sad.
                            PS: You guys are great.

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