Paris gets RIPPED on Letterman

[ProStylez]

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lol, around the 3:30 mark she was really starting to get angry. You could see it in her face.

[GenoG]

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To me, this was funny since I can't stand the publicity Paris Hilton gets.

[pk500]

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That was CLASSIC. Dave exposed this broad for what she is: A silver spoon-fed, vapid chick who contributes nothing to society and is a celebrity for absolutely no reason.

If you couldn't read between Dave's lines to see that, then you're blind.

And Leno? Talk about a vanilla candy-azz. He wouldn't have made a single joke to Paris' face, instead kissing her azz and promoting her perfume. Leno is the biggest sellout on late-night TV. I remember when he was funny and cutting-edge -- I think Reagan was in the White House then.

P.S.: Dave's "Somebody you met in prison?" line was EPIC after the moron yelled, "I love you, Paris," from the crowd.

Take care,
PK

[pk500]

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It was more like a "everyone point and laugh at Paris, she was in jail" segment. No substance what so ever.

And with Paris Hilton as the guest, what is the substance? That was the whole point. This girl has nothing going for her other than being good-looking and rich.

Dave's jokes pointed that out very well.

Substance in a Paris Hilton segment -- don't make me laugh until I get a hernia.

Then he goes and downs the perfume? What the Hell that can't be safe.

Great comedy never is safe. If you want safe, watch Leno.

Take care,
PK

[trobinson97]

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Lol, the part that got me in the second viewing was when he said "Don't feel bad, are you really sad? Noooo." then like half a second later he's like "Are you geeling better now?"

[pk500]

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The thing that people are missing is that Dave controlled the spin. David Letterman (and I know kids around here don't appreciate him) is one of the most powerful people in TV and entertainment period. Short of perhaps Oprah.... Dave is a force. When Paris tried to "move on and change the subject"... Dave gave her the "who's show is this?" treatment and did exactly what he wanted to do. She thinks she's powerful and the show needs her... it doesn't work that way. Her 15 minutes end when the media machine stops cow-towing and feeding her frenzy. Dave had the segment that HE wanted to have.

Good for him.

To steal from a completely underrated flick (points to those who know it)... "It use be that being special made you famous... now being famous makes you special."

Perfectly said, Clay. Letterman is a Louisville Slugger in the entertainment business compared to Paris' Whiffle Ball bat. He is a legend; Paris is a legend in her mind.

Take care,
PK

[daflyboys]

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When Paris tried to "move on and change the subject"...

She thinks she's powerful and the show needs her... it doesn't work that way.

She was in the wrong position to think she could do that. She was sitting.

[X*Cell]

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Perfectly said, Clay. Letterman is a Louisville Slugger in the entertainment business compared to Paris' Whiffle Ball bat. He is a legend; Paris is a legend in her mind.

Take care,
PK

PK and Clay... you guys are right on the money... 100% agreed.

[GenoG]

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Perfectly said, Clay. Letterman is a Louisville Slugger in the entertainment business compared to Paris' Whiffle Ball bat. He is a legend; Paris is a legend in her mind.

Take care,
PK

Well Said!

[4BiddenKnight]

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The thing that people are missing is that Dave controlled the spin. David Letterman (and I know kids around here don't appreciate him) is one of the most powerful people in TV and entertainment period. Short of perhaps Oprah.... Dave is a force. When Paris tried to "move on and change the subject"... Dave gave her the "who's show is this?" treatment and did exactly what he wanted to do. She thinks she's powerful and the show needs her... it doesn't work that way. Her 15 minutes end when the media machine stops cow-towing and feeding her frenzy. Dave had the segment that HE wanted to have.

Good for him.

To steal from a completely underrated flick (points to those who know it)... "It use be that being special made you famous... now being famous makes you special."

Man damn, I sure wish that's the kind of smarts I had to be able to see through something like that.

[davin]

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It was amusing at first, but got old after a while (for me at least).....then again I'm not the type who likes extremely painful comedy. I enjoyed "Meet the Parents" but parts of it made me not want to watch, too painful and not really funny.

Completely agree on the Meet the Parents part. After awhile you could really see where it was going to see. I remember watching it with a buddy and his brothers, they were all laughing their asses off, I hadn't even seen it before and it was like "oh i wonder what is going to happen next, is something going to go wrong for him in an embaressing way again or not?"

I usually don't like Letterman, the audience always seems to be way too eager to laugh and I ordinarily don't think he is too funny, but he did a pretty good job here. Making fun of her to her face was great. Especially when she kept trying to duck out.

[ex carrabba fan]

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And with Paris Hilton as the guest, what is the substance? That was the whole point. This girl has nothing going for her other than being good-looking and rich.

Dave's jokes pointed that out very well.

Substance in a Paris Hilton segment -- don't make me laugh until I get a hernia.



Great comedy never is safe. If you want safe, watch Leno.

Take care,
PK

Naw you're missing the point. I repeatedly stated I would have laughed it the jokes were clever and funny. They simply were neither. It was nothing more than a point and laugh session. Not funny to me in the least bit, but hey if you're easily amused carry on.

[X*Cell]

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Naw you're missing the point. I repeatedly stated I would have laughed it the jokes were clever and funny. They simply were neither. It was nothing more than a point and laugh session. Not funny to me in the least bit, but hey if you're easily amused carry on.

lol dude has been on for 30 years, every night. Getting new comedy is prolly pretty hard.

[X*Cell]

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lol, around the 3:30 mark she was really starting to get angry. You could see it in her face.

i can't stand her... but Gott damn she looked cute especially at that part.

[ex carrabba fan]

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lol dude has been on for 30 years, every night. Getting new comedy is prolly pretty hard.

Hey guess that speaks for itself then, I find him funny occasionally, but I'm more of a Conan guy. It is what it is, he pulled a tool move, and didn't even come up with decent material. The crowd was in a frenzy, and most of yall seem to have thought it was pretty funny. Guess it's a commentary of where we are today, oh well I'm not suprised, nor do I don't care that much.

And yes, I would smash Paris twice over.