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  • Flyboy
    Daydream Believer
    • Jun 2003
    • 11352

    #91
    Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

    Originally posted by TarHeelMan
    luv mist with the "I have high standards" post...

    To each his own, but I'm willing to bet big money that if Ms. Keys and her slightly less-than-toned midsection and legs came up to luv mist offering him a night of passion, he'd milk off before even stammering, "Y-y-y-yes..."
    LOL, word.
    Originally posted by EWRMETS
    Maybe the best post in OS's history. If you don't think Tony Romo is a Hall of Famer, you support al Qaeda.

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    • CMH
      Making you famous
      • Oct 2002
      • 26203

      #92
      Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

      Originally posted by TarHeelMan
      luv mist with the "I have high standards" post...

      To each his own, but I'm willing to bet big money that if Ms. Keys and her slightly less-than-toned midsection and legs came up to luv mist offering him a night of passion, he'd milk off before even stammering, "Y-y-y-yes..."
      Careful now, we don't want anyone having dreams of Keys milking off someone.
      "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

      "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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      • eDotd
        We ain't cool de la?
        • Jul 2006
        • 6284

        #93
        Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

        Lol I need to look through this thread again for some THM quotes. It's time to update my sig.

        Originally posted by Con-Con
        Honestly, some of the posters on here are acting like Rob Jones boned your girl while you were at work, on you own sheets BTW.
        Originally posted by trobinson97
        Mo is the Operator from the Matrix.

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        • P2K
          Banned
          • Aug 2006
          • 8845

          #94
          Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

          Big ol' bump once again...


          THM...don't hurt anybody, aiight?


          Ms. Keys at the BET Awards












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          • CMH
            Making you famous
            • Oct 2002
            • 26203

            #95
            Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

            She's so bangin', man.

            I just want to see her in person and touch her shoulder.

            I'm gonna leave it at that. I'm sure TarHeelMan can finish that with some gorilla slam style night fest story.
            "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

            "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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            • trobinson97
              Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
              • Oct 2004
              • 16366

              #96
              Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

              I didn't like how BET was zooming in on that zit, but yeah she was bangin' that night.
              PS: You guys are great.

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              • TarHeelMan
                Th* H*mb*rg*r P*mp
                • Jul 2002
                • 7853

                #97
                Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

                Nah... I couldn't gorilla smash that broad... Unless she wanted it like that... Then again, she IS from LES (Lower East Side).... She might like it that way... Nah, a broad like that deserves endless tender lovemaking...

                Funny story, when I saw her on the BET awards, she came out, and I had the stinkface, she was so fine... My five year old came into the living room and was like "Daddy, what's wrong?" when he saw my face. I was like "Nothing, man", then he went into the bedroom where my wife was and I heard him go, "There's a girl on the TV and she's making Daddy sick". My wife came out to see what he was talking about then she saw Ms. Keys on the TV and just kept it moving... She understands she's just keeping the seat warm until A Keys comes to her senses... LOL

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                • CMH
                  Making you famous
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 26203

                  #98
                  Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

                  HAHA, gold.
                  "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                  "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                  • cooldude
                    Please don't go.
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 4091

                    #99
                    Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

                    Originally posted by TarHeelMan
                    Man, she has got a set of hips and a back piece on her... She is positively ridiculous...I had a dream once where she was braining a brotha and started singing... I was just thankful I hadn't milked out in my sleep.
                    Post Of The Year!

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                    • ehh
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 28962

                      #100
                      Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

                      ........or post of 2007........

                      "You make your name in the regular season, and your fame in the postseason." - Clyde Frazier

                      "Beware of geeks bearing formulas." - Warren Buffet

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                      • luv_mist
                        Older
                        • May 2004
                        • 9596

                        #101
                        Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

                        I so forgot about this thread. Her face is so nice but the cankles turn me off so hard its not even funny. She needs to walk a whole lot more to get some definition. Maybe I'm just super picky as to what my girl has to be looking like. Did she perform?

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                        • eDotd
                          We ain't cool de la?
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 6284

                          #102
                          Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

                          Nothing wrong with cankles my man

                          Originally posted by Con-Con
                          Honestly, some of the posters on here are acting like Rob Jones boned your girl while you were at work, on you own sheets BTW.
                          Originally posted by trobinson97
                          Mo is the Operator from the Matrix.

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                          • MattUMD224

                            #103
                            Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

                            Originally posted by TarHeelMan
                            Man, she has got a set of hips and a back piece on her... She is positively ridiculous...I had a dream once where she was braining a brotha and started singing... I was just thankful I hadn't milked out in my sleep.
                            i just started cracking up at this and cant stop laughing thank you so much....i made it my facebook status today and got lots of laughs from it...i just changed "brotha" to "cracka"



                            this is also one of the funniest threads i have ever read
                            Last edited by Guest; 07-07-2009, 03:05 AM.

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                            • Stumbleweed
                              Livin' the dream
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 6279

                              #104
                              Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

                              Originally posted by TarHeelMan
                              Funny story, when I saw her on the BET awards, she came out, and I had the stinkface, she was so fine... My five year old came into the living room and was like "Daddy, what's wrong?" when he saw my face. I was like "Nothing, man", then he went into the bedroom where my wife was and I heard him go, "There's a girl on the TV and she's making Daddy sick". My wife came out to see what he was talking about then she saw Ms. Keys on the TV and just kept it moving... She understands she's just keeping the seat warm until A Keys comes to her senses... LOL
                              Hahaha, the best part is that your wife just kept walking when she saw who it was. Your love for Ms. Keys is legendary.
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                              • P2K
                                Banned
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 8845

                                #105
                                Re: Alicia Keys: Performance on VMAs

                                Originally posted by luv_mist
                                I so forgot about this thread. Her face is so nice but the cankles turn me off so hard its not even funny. She needs to walk a whole lot more to get some definition. Maybe I'm just super picky as to what my girl has to be looking like. Did she perform?
                                It's official: Luv_mist is way outta Alicia Keys' league. If they got together, it would be said that Alicia outkicked her coverage.

                                hehehe...

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