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 Careful now, we don't want anyone having dreams of Keys milking off someone.luv mist with the "I have high standards" post...
 
 To each his own, but I'm willing to bet big money that if Ms. Keys and her slightly less-than-toned midsection and legs came up to luv mist offering him a night of passion, he'd milk off before even stammering, "Y-y-y-yes...""It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
 
 "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
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 Lol I need to look through this thread again for some THM quotes. It's time to update my sig.
 Originally posted by Con-ConHonestly, some of the posters on here are acting like Rob Jones boned your girl while you were at work, on you own sheets BTW.Originally posted by trobinson97Mo is the Operator from the Matrix.Comment
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 She's so bangin', man.
 
 I just want to see her in person and touch her shoulder.
 
 I'm gonna leave it at that. I'm sure TarHeelMan can finish that with some gorilla slam style night fest story."It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
 
 "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
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 I didn't like how BET was zooming in on that zit, but yeah she was bangin' that night.PS: You guys are great.
 
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 Nah... I couldn't gorilla smash that broad... Unless she wanted it like that... Then again, she IS from LES (Lower East Side).... She might like it that way... Nah, a broad like that deserves endless tender lovemaking...
 
 Funny story, when I saw her on the BET awards, she came out, and I had the stinkface, she was so fine... My five year old came into the living room and was like "Daddy, what's wrong?" when he saw my face. I was like "Nothing, man", then he went into the bedroom where my wife was and I heard him go, "There's a girl on the TV and she's making Daddy sick". My wife came out to see what he was talking about then she saw Ms. Keys on the TV and just kept it moving... She understands she's just keeping the seat warm until A Keys comes to her senses... LOLComment
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 HAHA, gold."It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
 
 "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
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 Post Of The Year!Comment
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 I so forgot about this thread. Her face is so nice but the cankles turn me off so hard its not even funny. She needs to walk a whole lot more to get some definition. Maybe I'm just super picky as to what my girl has to be looking like. Did she perform?Comment
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 Nothing wrong with cankles my man
 Originally posted by Con-ConHonestly, some of the posters on here are acting like Rob Jones boned your girl while you were at work, on you own sheets BTW.Originally posted by trobinson97Mo is the Operator from the Matrix.Comment
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 i just started cracking up at this and cant stop laughing thank you so much....i made it my facebook status today and got lots of laughs from it...i just changed "brotha" to "cracka"
 
   
 
 this is also one of the funniest threads i have ever readLast edited by Guest; 07-07-2009, 03:05 AM.Comment
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 Hahaha, the best part is that your wife just kept walking when she saw who it was. Your love for Ms. Keys is legendary.Funny story, when I saw her on the BET awards, she came out, and I had the stinkface, she was so fine... My five year old came into the living room and was like "Daddy, what's wrong?" when he saw my face. I was like "Nothing, man", then he went into the bedroom where my wife was and I heard him go, "There's a girl on the TV and she's making Daddy sick". My wife came out to see what he was talking about then she saw Ms. Keys on the TV and just kept it moving... She understands she's just keeping the seat warm until A Keys comes to her senses... LOLSend your Midnight Release weirdo pics/videos to my new website: http://www.peopleofmidnightreleases.com!Comment
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 It's official: Luv_mist is way outta Alicia Keys' league. If they got together, it would be said that Alicia outkicked her coverage.
 
 hehehe...Comment






 
							
						 
							
						
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