Sexxpresso

[McLite]

Watching something on the news...a new coffee stand on Flamingo that scantily clad women in lingerie serve you coffee. The sizes are A, B, C, and DD. Also the choices for flavors are named things like Wet Dream.

I know sex sells...but coffee? I can't even imagine it being a good business. I'm sure it will draw it's share of perverts (I can already see us getting calls for service for guys doing you know what in the drive through while waiting for their coffee). In the end though Starbucks will probably just run it out of business.

I'd say only in Vegas but I guess they opened one in Seattle and Dallas already.

[TarHeelMan]

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Sex definitely sells... There was this Dominican around the way back in Brooklyn who used to cut hair... She was a thick little creature, stacked in all the right places... My man decided to get a cut in between games of hoop, so I went with him to the spot. This chick couldn't cut hair for the life of her, but she had a pretty brisk business going... Mainly because when she would lean in close, her tatas would always graze the dude... Meanwhile they were getting their domes all chopped up. I guess it was worth it to them.

[Kelverin]

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http://www.gadling.com/2007/11/07/sexxpresso-erotic-coffee-shop-opens-in-vegas/

Hell I would shop there if the coffee was good, and I would tip them as well.

[CMH]

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So is this the place strippers work during the day?

[GenoG]

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So is this the place strippers work during the day?

LOL. I always wondered where they hide during the daylight.

[luv_mist]

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If it wasn't so sleezy looking with how the women dressed, then it could be a good idea. It's like a straight pre-porn type place. Make the clothing less revealing and it'll sell. Ain't going to last too far because it'll be like the truck stop sex houses. But then again, it might just make a solid buck in this nation.......

[SPTO]

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Looks like a sleazier version of Hooters. Man, I remember when Hooters was a PHENOMENON (gee I feel old) now it's pretty much old hat as some other establishments have copied the Hooters business model.

[Heelfan71]

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They need some better looking chicks. One looks good. One needs a tan and that Asian chick scares me.

[dieselboy]

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This is the one two of my friends work at... http://www.cowgirlsespresso.com/main.php

They make a lot....and I mean a lot of money.

[The C]

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This is the one two of my friends work at... http://www.cowgirlsespresso.com/main.php

They make a lot....and I mean a lot of money.

The girl with the black hair, sitting next to the girl in the Cowboy hat, is creeping me out.

I know sex sells...but coffee? I can't even imagine it being a good business. I'm sure it will draw it's share of perverts (I can already see us getting calls for service for guys doing you know what in the drive through while waiting for their coffee). In the end though Starbucks will probably just run it out of business.

How can you keep from laughing if that happens? Do you let them finish? Do you draw straws over who has to hand cuff him? Finally, do you have to take special precautions if you hand cuff him in case his hands are slippery? Wouldn't want him to slip out of the cuffs.

[boomhauertjs]

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(I can already see us getting calls for service for guys doing you know what in the drive through while waiting for their coffee).

The REAL danger of being a cop! LOL LOL

[Beantown]

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Acid's going to become an avid coffee drinker, now.

[theaub]

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Acid's going to become an avid coffee drinker, now.

And his sister finally found a job.

[Pared]

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Sex definitely sells... There was this Dominican around the way back in Brooklyn who used to cut hair... She was a thick little creature, stacked in all the right places... My man decided to get a cut in between games of hoop, so I went with him to the spot. This chick couldn't cut hair for the life of her, but she had a pretty brisk business going... Mainly because when she would lean in close, her tatas would always graze the dude... Meanwhile they were getting their domes all chopped up. I guess it was worth it to them.

LOL That's why you always go with your girl when she gets her hair cut....

[MachoMyers]

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This sounds like an awesome idea.

Of course I am being serious.