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  • Skerik
    Living in this tube
    • Mar 2004
    • 5215

    #1

    Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

    Boy Survives Moose Attack Thanks To World Of Warcraft

    Hans Jørgen Olsen, a 12-year-old Norwegian boy, recently survived a moose attack by feigning death, "just like you learn at level 30 in World of Warcraft."

    In WoW, "feign death" is a skill acquired by hunters at level 30 that allows them to take a page from the possum playbook, collapse to the ground, and convince their enemies -- who lose all ingrained animosity in the process -- that they've died.

    According to Norwegian site Nettavisen , Hans and his sister apparently enraged one of the local moose (mooses? meese?) during a walk in the forest near their home. After shouting at the gigantic creature to ward it away from his sister, Olsen dropped to the ground, and presumably his lifebar plummeted to zero.

    Moose have never been known as the wisest creature in the forest, and the boy's show of necrosis seems to have worked, as both he and his sister survived intact.

    It's easy to decry video games as a menace to society but in a world where MMOs save adorable, tow-headed Norwegian children from a deadly moose, can they really be that bad?
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  • CaptainZombie
    Brains
    • Jul 2003
    • 37851

    #2
    Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

    WOW! That is a crazy story.
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    • CMH
      Making you famous
      • Oct 2002
      • 26203

      #3
      Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

      He should've just headbutted the Moose.
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      • Blzer
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        • Mar 2004
        • 42535

        #4
        Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

        I always thought the plural for moose was "meese"...
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        • ndeezlo
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          • Jul 2002
          • 3272

          #5
          Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

          Originally posted by Blzer
          I always thought the plural for moose was "meese"...
          no, that's the plural of mice.
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          • realtalktruth
            Rookie
            • Sep 2007
            • 472

            #6
            Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

            mice is the plural of mouse. and they just taught me not to be messing with moose. although ive never seen one before, but if i do...
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            • mgoblue
              Go Wings!
              • Jul 2002
              • 25477

              #7
              Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

              Just wait until he tries to explain away his use of eviscerate or rupture...
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              • Acid
                Mr. Brightside
                • May 2003
                • 16954

                #8
                Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

                Originally posted by YankeePride_YP
                He should've just headbutted the Moose.
                You learn that at Level 30 of World of Awesomeness.

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                • Karlos05
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 5814

                  #9
                  Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

                  Should of used the Sword of a Thousand Truths

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                  • Chaos81
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 17150

                    #10
                    Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

                    "See Dad, WoW really does help me"

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                    • Gibbz
                      All Star
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 8240

                      #11
                      Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

                      Originally posted by Karlos05
                      Should of used the Sword of a Thousand Truths
                      "We can't trust the Sword of a Thousand Truths to a noob!"

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                      • SteelersFreak
                        All Star
                        • May 2004
                        • 9582

                        #12
                        Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

                        lol, I saw moose and sister and immediately thought of the opening credits for Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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                        • CMH
                          Making you famous
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 26203

                          #13
                          Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

                          Originally posted by SteelersFreak
                          lol, I saw moose and sister and immediately thought of the opening credits for Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

                          "A moose once bit my sister."
                          HAHA, great movie.
                          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                          "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                          • absoluticris
                            Dynamite!
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 589

                            #14
                            Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

                            possibly another reason i should give WoW a try.

                            i can see it making a great excuse calling in at work.

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                            • ODogg
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                              • Feb 2003
                              • 37953

                              #15
                              Re: Boy "Feigns Death" WOW Style to Defeat Moose

                              I wonder if he screamed "MORE DOTS!" right before falling down to play possum...LOL
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