Jessica Simpson Wants To Show Those Hooters Of Hers

[Flyboy]

Re: Jessica Simpson Wants To Show Those Hooters Of Hers

Yeah, but you shut-up.

[VTPack919]

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And on that note, in that picture I find her completely unattractive. So VTP, there you go.

Then you have rediculously high standards, I'd hit that harder than Erin Andrews in a nun costume...

sucks to be you...

[mgoblue]

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Flyboy, we gotta get "Ted Mosby, Sex Architect" in production! It'll be legen....wait for it....DARY!

I don't think I could work in the business though...everything I hear is usually bad, it's not what I'm sure most people here think.

[Chaos81]

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sucks to be you...

It sucks to be me because I won't sleep with a chick I don't find attractive? I'm not really sure how that logic works, but eh, whatever helps you sleep at night.

[TheMatrix31]

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I almost feel bad for busting into a fit of laughter over this line.

Not as good as my Middle East special -- Saudi Labia

[P2K]

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Nah, man. She's like my big sister -- it ain't even like that. I don't even see her in that way.

[CMH]

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Yeah, but you shut-up.

Listen, how about this?

You get close and get contact numbers to those porn actors trying to break-in to the industry.

I get my film friends from NY together.

We make history.

[Flyboy]

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Hey man, that's just how it is. I acknowledge that she's attractive, but other than that... I get disgusted if I even think of her that way. I see her as my big sister & she sees me as her little brother -- that's how it goes.

Listen, how about this?

You get close and get contact numbers to those porn actors trying to break-in to the industry.

I get my film friends from NY together.

We make history.

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS -- OHHHHH!

[VTPack919]

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It sucks to be me because I won't sleep with a chick I don't find attractive? I'm not really sure how that logic works, but eh, whatever helps you sleep at night.

You would sleep with her, nothing you can say or do with deter me from that fact.

[Chaos81]

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You would sleep with her, nothing you can say or do with deter me from that fact.

If she looked like she does in that picture, no I wouldn't. But as I said previously, whatever helps you sleep at night.

[VTPack919]

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If she looked like she does in that picture, no I wouldn't. But as I said previously, whatever helps you sleep at night.

NVM, this is dumb.

[ehh]

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I can't remember the last movie I saw in theaters, but I'll def be seeing this one the weekend it comes out.

Atta girl Jess, way to finally relax those morals.

[stewaat]

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I'll be sure to watch that alone

[TarHeelMan]

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Man... Let it be said.... I would rather see Flyboy's homegirl show off something than that lantern-jawed heifer Jessica Simpson... Props to you for keeping it straight in the crib, mang... You're a better man than me... I'd be trying to gut on the regular.

Fly, my man... I've got some stellar ideas featuring the Soul Pole... And I've had a thing for Asian chicks ever since HS, so your homegirl is more than welcome to be down... I'm thinking, "Milky Way", about an intergalactic pimp who gets his freak on across the universe... "Black Dragon", about a jive-talking kung fu master who turns out the local Asian female population... Just don't tell me wife.

[SoMiss2000]

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Fly...about your roommate... if you ain't smashin' that, I WILL. You better be.


P.S. You didn't have to throw up that Gianna pic Now you told me a while ago you got to know Sara Jay. Maybe you can uhhh...get a pic of Sara Jay and your roomie...holding each other...you know...feeling each other up....

here's sara j