Re: Best Simpsons Episode?
You forget my favorite line from that episode, where Homer wants to be John Elway.
The "Everyday" parody got me wondering what everybody's favorite episode of The Simpsons is.
Mine is:
Cape Feare, the second episode of Season 5 and a Sideshow Bob classic!
BEST QUOTES/SCENES FROM THE EPISODE:
#1
McBain: Let's say hello to my music guy, Schoelz!
Crowd: (Applause)
McBain: That is a nice outift, Schoelz. It makes you look like a homosexual.
Crowd: BOO!
McBain: Woah, maybe you are all homosexual.
Crowd: BOO!
#2
Bart: But who would want to kill me? I'm this century's Denice the Menace!
...
Grandpa: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin McCloud or George Goober-Lindsay!
Bart: Grandpa, Matlock's not real.
Grandpa: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob...if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!
#3
Chief Wiggum: I'd like to help you, but I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: Actually, I'm pretty sure there is...
#4
Federal Agent: From now on, you'll be Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit. When I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson,' you'll say, 'Hi!'"
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
(Homer stares blankly).
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
(Homer stares blankly once again).
**About 20 minutes later**
Agent: UGH! NOW, when I say, 'HELLO, Mr. Thompson,' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: HELLO, MR. THOMPSON! (Stomps twice on Homer's foot).
(Homer stares blankly).
Homer (Leaning in towards the second agent and whispering): I think he's talking to you!
#5
Homer's t-shirt: I'm in the Witness Relocation Program.
#6
Sideshow Bob keeps stepping on the rakes, and they keep snapping up and hitting him in the face.
#7
Sideshow Bob: Surely there's no harm in lying down in a public street?
(Marching band comes and tramples Sideshow Bob).
Sideshow Bob: NOT THE ELEPHANT!
#8:
Bart: I'm kinda on edge here. You can't just barge into my room screaming with a knife.
Homer: Oh, right...the Sideshow Bob thing. Sorry.
**Ten Seconds Later**
Homer: BART! YOU WANNA' CHECK OUT MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?
Bart: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Homer: Oh, sorry. What am I Thinking?
Mine is:
Cape Feare, the second episode of Season 5 and a Sideshow Bob classic!
BEST QUOTES/SCENES FROM THE EPISODE:
#1
McBain: Let's say hello to my music guy, Schoelz!
Crowd: (Applause)
McBain: That is a nice outift, Schoelz. It makes you look like a homosexual.
Crowd: BOO!
McBain: Woah, maybe you are all homosexual.
Crowd: BOO!
#2
Bart: But who would want to kill me? I'm this century's Denice the Menace!
...
Grandpa: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin McCloud or George Goober-Lindsay!
Bart: Grandpa, Matlock's not real.
Grandpa: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob...if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!
#3
Chief Wiggum: I'd like to help you, but I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: Actually, I'm pretty sure there is...
#4
Federal Agent: From now on, you'll be Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit. When I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson,' you'll say, 'Hi!'"
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
(Homer stares blankly).
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
(Homer stares blankly once again).
**About 20 minutes later**
Agent: UGH! NOW, when I say, 'HELLO, Mr. Thompson,' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: HELLO, MR. THOMPSON! (Stomps twice on Homer's foot).
(Homer stares blankly).
Homer (Leaning in towards the second agent and whispering): I think he's talking to you!
#5
Homer's t-shirt: I'm in the Witness Relocation Program.
#6
Sideshow Bob keeps stepping on the rakes, and they keep snapping up and hitting him in the face.
#7
Sideshow Bob: Surely there's no harm in lying down in a public street?
(Marching band comes and tramples Sideshow Bob).
Sideshow Bob: NOT THE ELEPHANT!
#8:
Bart: I'm kinda on edge here. You can't just barge into my room screaming with a knife.
Homer: Oh, right...the Sideshow Bob thing. Sorry.
**Ten Seconds Later**
Homer: BART! YOU WANNA' CHECK OUT MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?
Bart: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Homer: Oh, sorry. What am I Thinking?
You forget my favorite line from that episode, where Homer wants to be John Elway.
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