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  • marshallfever
    MVP
    • Aug 2003
    • 2738

    #1

    Teeth



    This movie looks horrible. What in the world could posse someone to make a movie about a girl with teeth in her genital area? I mean her vagina is deadly, literally. The movie sounds more inappropriate than creative or unique.
  • SportsAce
    MVP
    • Jul 2003
    • 2223

    #2
    Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

    Originally posted by marshallfever
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K0OS4gCpos

    This movie looks horrible. What in the world could posse someone to make a movie about a girl with teeth in her genital area? I mean her vagina is deadly, literally. The movie sounds more inappropriate than creative or unique.
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    • SPTO
      binging
      • Feb 2003
      • 68046

      #3
      Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

      How come I think this would've worked better as a porno then as a mainstream film?
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      • marshallfever
        MVP
        • Aug 2003
        • 2738

        #4
        Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

        Originally posted by SPTO
        How come I think this would've worked better as a porno then as a mainstream film?
        I thought of that too could of been the first in a series of horror porn

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        • CMH
          Making you famous
          • Oct 2002
          • 26203

          #5
          Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

          HAHA at the rose blooming to reveal the title.

          I'm going to guess that this girl ends up being psycho and starts killing everyone with her sharp vagina.
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          • chippered
            MVP
            • Aug 2002
            • 1528

            #6
            Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

            I'm guessing the ending credits will roll with "Man Eater" playing in the background. "Whoa ooooo here she comes, watch out boy, she'll chew you up"
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            • ESPNdeportes
              MVP
              • Jul 2002
              • 3459

              #7
              Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

              I read about this movie a while back.....looks interesting.
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              • marshallfever
                MVP
                • Aug 2003
                • 2738

                #8
                Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

                Originally posted by chippered
                I'm guessing the ending credits will roll with "Man Eater" playing in the background. "Whoa ooooo here she comes, watch out boy, she'll chew you up"

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                • Heelfan71
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 19940

                  #9
                  Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

                  looks pretty good to me. Looks like she starts using it to get bad guys or the guys who want to use her.
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                  • Jerbear
                    Pro
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 708

                    #10
                    Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

                    I think I'll pass. Too ridiculous for words.

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                    • Blzer
                      Resident film pundit
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 42515

                      #11
                      Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

                      Is that the hot chick from My Date with the President's Daughter?
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                      • Cebby
                        Banned
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 22327

                        #12
                        Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

                        If we don't see her vagina, the movie is worthless.

                        Unfortunately, this isn't anywhere near the first time I've said this.

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                        • X*Cell
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                          • Sep 2002
                          • 8107

                          #13
                          Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

                          Originally posted by The Soldier
                          If we don't see her vagina, the movie is worthless.

                          Unfortunately, this isn't anywhere near the first time I've said this.
                          so true
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                          • MassNole
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 18848

                            #14
                            Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

                            Wait this movie won an award at the Sundance Film Festival? This concept is unique, I can't say it isn't, and as refreshing as unique may be in Hollywood today this is a bit much for me.

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                            • X*Cell
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                              • Sep 2002
                              • 8107

                              #15
                              Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

                              Originally posted by MassNole
                              Wait this movie won an award at the Sundance Film Festival? This concept is unique, I can't say it isn't, and as refreshing as unique may be in Hollywood today this is a bit much for me.
                              Thats what I saw too. You can't knock a movie who wins one of those awards as they seem to be spot on most/all of the time... but agreed. This is just too odd.
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