I couldnt agree with you more completely, this movie was so terrible I cant find the words to describe it. It seemed like they took a terrible script, grabbed some recent actors that were in funny movies previously and hoped that they would carry the horrible writing throughout, and that didnt happen.
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I couldnt agree with you more completely, this movie was so terrible I cant find the words to describe it. It seemed like they took a terrible script, grabbed some recent actors that were in funny movies previously and hoped that they would carry the horrible writing throughout, and that didnt happen. -
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I couldnt agree with you more completely, this movie was so terrible I cant find the words to describe it. It seemed like they took a terrible script, grabbed some recent actors that were in funny movies previously and hoped that they would carry the horrible writing throughout, and that didnt happen.
Finally saw this past weekend and yep, that's exactly what it seems like happened. It was indeed a bad movie, but there were some parts that had me cracking up. Still, it wasn't enough to get over how bad it was, especially considering the cast.
The funny parts to me:
Driver gets attacked by shark while wearing a seal suit.
The tracker tells the story about how his scrotum was slit open by the natives and he had the sew it shut himself, then the image. Just thinking about it makes me lmao.
Justin Long's character at the end getting all riled up to fight. I've seen people act like that (less exxagerated but still) IRL so I was thinking about them and dying.
Other than that, there wasn't much funny.PS: You guys are great.
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Clearly a horrible HORRIBLE mistake but there were some extremely funny parts in that movie. I wouldn't advise people to watch this if they're looking for entertainment in any way, shape or form. Still think the shark commercial is the funniest joint.
SpoilerThe suicidal big foot was a funny one. Clearly, that joint was hilarious. Also, that part where he had to sew his sack was classic ******** too. Funny stuff!!Comment
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This was on cable about two or three days ago. I don't remember.
I caught it maybe 30 minutes late and I think they had just fallen off the waterfall. They were wet and they seemed confused and lost.
Seth Green pulls this stupid C3PO voice FOR NO REASON AT ALL. I was completely stupefied. I had never seen anything so awkward and ridiculously random in a movie.
I changed the channel.
edit: I'm an idiot. Thank you Longhorn.Last edited by CMH; 03-21-2009, 10:10 PM."It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
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"It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
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SpoilerWhen they were spooked by the big foot who seemed innocent and killed him with lead. Then they decide to make it seem like it committed suicide when it was bleeding all over its fur and stuff. Was clearly like the most ******iculous conclusion they could have come up with.Comment
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SpoilerWhen they were spooked by the big foot who seemed innocent and killed him with lead. Then they decide to make it seem like it committed suicide when it was bleeding all over its fur and stuff. Was clearly like the most ******iculous conclusion they could have come up with.PS: You guys are great.
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