Build Your Thought Screen Helmet and Prevent Being Abducted by Aliens

[MassNole]

Stop Alien Abductions

I came across this site by using Stumbleupon and damn this was just too good not to share. I mean after all..........

IT'S BEEN USED SUCCESSFULLY BY ABDUCTEES FOR NINE YEARS.

Now I don't know about you but a product I can make at home with 9 full years of preventing abductions is good enough for me.

Well okay, there are apparently some intelligent beings who can overcome this advanced mechanism.

A Record of Success

The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures from standard thought screen helmets have been reported since 1998. A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller square area of Velostat and a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien hybrid.

[mgoblue]

Re: Build Your Thought Screen Helmet and Prevent Being Abducted by Aliens

That female abductee looks pretty cute. I'd hit it, even though she's freakin' crazy.

[SPTO]

Re: Build Your Thought Screen Helmet and Prevent Being Abducted by Aliens

massnole you're into aliens?

Oh and yes....that's pretty F'ed up. It gives UFOlogy a bad name then again, some of the very experts in the field do it themselves with all the bickering that goes on.

[MassNole]

Re: Build Your Thought Screen Helmet and Prevent Being Abducted by Aliens

massnole you're into aliens?

Oh and yes....that's pretty F'ed up. It gives UFOlogy a bad name then again, some of the very experts in the field do it themselves with all the bickering that goes on.

Aliens do fascinate me and I definitely don't think we are alone in the universe. I like reading about this stuff online, but with StumbleUpon this is the exact sort of site I was hoping to find, as the alien nuts really entertain me.

[Motown]

Re: Build Your Thought Screen Helmet and Prevent Being Abducted by Aliens

Aliens do fascinate me and I definitely don't think we are alone in the universe. I like reading about this stuff online, but with StumbleUpon this is the exact sort of site I was hoping to find, as the alien nuts really entertain me.

Here's a craaazy site yall might dig.

[davin]

Re: Build Your Thought Screen Helmet and Prevent Being Abducted by Aliens

The materials cost 35 dollars to stop aliens from being able to read our thoughts? If aliens have come from light years away and can navigate space, this helmet, some of which are made with cloth, will surely stop them.

[youvalss]

Re: Build Your Thought Screen Helmet and Prevent Being Abducted by Aliens

Does it work against Al-Qaeda?

[daflyboys]

Re: Build Your Thought Screen Helmet and Prevent Being Abducted by Aliens

I love how the big strategy is "buying Velostat by the yard"! Friggin' hilarious.

[McLite]

Re: Build Your Thought Screen Helmet and Prevent Being Abducted by Aliens

People do buy this stuff though. I've been on a few calls where people are convinced aliens are zapping them with rays, reading their thoughts, telling them what to do, etc...

Whenever I show up and there is aluminum foil all over the windows I assume they are either growing weed or fending off aliens!