Consider yourself warned....

[fistofrage]

1 in 4 teenage girls has an std.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23574940

[SPTO]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

Yeah I just saw that....WTF is going on with this world! I can't believe so many teens are having sex. You'd think they'd also go in with protection but I guess they're too wild and hyped up for the carnal relations to think about it.

[BigTigLSU]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

WOW

[dkgojackets]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

I dont believe that.

25% of all girls, 13-19, have an STD? No ****ing way.

[stiffarmleft]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

"never trust a big butt and a smile"

[MassNole]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

Well then you should only limit yourself to having sex with 3 teenage girls.

[Brandon13]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

I don't believe it.

[youvalss]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

As I always say - stupidity is the worst disease in the world - 10X more dangerous than aids or cancer.

[Nivek]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

"never trust a big butt and a smile"

QFT!

Ricky Bell never painted a prettier picture!

[P2K]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

Not surprised.

I don't ever want a daughter.

[garnettrules21]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

Not surprised.

I don't ever want a daughter.

You and me both brother.

[McLite]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

They say HPV and Herpes 1 will eventually get up to 75% of sexually active adults. Herpes 2 is a little more rare...but upward to 40% as well.

Too many people having sex without being careful, and even if you are careful you can still spread/catch, and more than half the time the people spreading don't even know they have it.

Thank god I'm not 18 again.

[daflyboys]

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Not surprised.

I don't ever want a daughter.

Nah....that's not the right attitude. Just know at what point in the meeting with "the boy" to clean the hunting rifle.

Of course, you can apply these 8 simple rules (Rule 4 is my personal favorite):

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them for you right here-and-now.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their pants so loosely that they appear to be falling off the hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but those who do this are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so here's the deal: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.
However, in order to assure you that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your pants securely in place around your waist.

Rule Four
I am sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without using a "barrier method" of some sort can kill you. Let me elaborate. I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
In order for us to get to know each other, you may think we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The ONLY information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house. The key word I need to hear on this issue is your definition of the word "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt that you are a popular guy, with many opportunities to date many girls. This is fine with me as long as it is O.K. with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you and she tells you so. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for something, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Space Needle. Instead of just standing there, you could offer to do something useful, like changing the oil in my car.

Rule Eight:
The following places are NOT appropriate for a date with my daughter:
(a) Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool or bench.

(b) Places where there are no parents, police officers, or nuns within eyesight.

(c) Places where there is darkness, or near-darkness.

(d) Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.

(e) Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff t-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her neck.

(f) Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are O.K. Hockey games are O.K. (see "e").

[fishepa]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

I'm not surprised.

[BigTigLSU]

Re: Consider yourself warned....

Parents hiding from kids instead of educating them.... They gonna learn it somehow or from somewhere different people must take the responsibility of teaching kids the truth and stop waiting till it doesnt feel uncomfortable.