Hot Rap Lyrics Thread

[Flyboy]

Post 'em here.

[Hassan Darkside]

Re: Hot Rap Lyrics Thread

Joe Budden....

"When they see what he keep at his belt
They turn into Mike Jones and start repeatin they self"

"I spit over the mic's feedback
And lock s--- like a$$cheeks full of beeswax"

"You young n------ get slapped with the towel
And if you grown, I'm smackin the s--- up out you like I'm mad at your bowels"

"Coyote ugly rappers keep workin at your bar"

"See phony people like phony people, even you can be mistaken if you phone these people"

"F rap, look what they leave me to ride wit,
Joints that sound like feces compared to my s---"

"You in the pursuit of happyness, bum a$$ n----"

"They only lovin New York on VH1"

"I hate guns like I hate condoms, dont like the feel to it, but I gotta be safe, so I still use it..."

"Slight fever, some different type heaters that's designed to hit every body part like lever"

"You want it with a con come see me
Shotguns will be comin out the closet like John Amechi"

"Fraud dude the troubles are Lukewarm/the only time u touch work is a W-2 Form"

"Now you can catch me outside with the vandals, and we can play tug of war with the heat, let me get the side with the handle"

"Y'all like Tyson's team, don't know when to retire that mic"

"Deading your people, weapons to see you,
you searching, looking for guns this aint Resident Evil"

"Sicker than a pedophile workin in them churches,
That ain't the type of ish I deem fit for my verses"

I could go for daaaaaays

[Stumbleweed]

Re: Hot Rap Lyrics Thread

"You don't give money to the bums
on a corner with a sign, bleeding from their gums
Talking about you don't support a crackhead
What you think happens to the money from your taxes?
Sheeit, the government's an addict
With a billion dollar-a-week 'kill brown people' habit"
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--Brother Ali
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That's been my favorite line for a minute.
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[stewaat]

Re: Hot Rap Lyrics Thread

"You don't give money to the bums
on a corner with a sign, bleeding from their gums
Talking about you don't support a crackhead
What you think happens to the money from your taxes?
Sheeit, the government's an addict
With a billion dollar-a-week 'kill brown people' habit"
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--Brother Ali
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That's been my favorite line for a minute.
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Uncle Sam *** ****

That's a good one...

Here's a fellow Minneapolis rhymesayer...

Individually wrapped, placed in neat little rows
Becoming A piece, of everything that grows
Some numbers, A name, to indicate you played the game
Came empty handed and left the same

And...

The only guarantee in life is death

[HealyMonster]

Re: Hot Rap Lyrics Thread

They call me the cake man, the strawberry shake man- 50

[trobinson97]

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It really doesn't have the same effect reading these unless you hear em' first imo. But Pastor Troy's verse on Vice Versa was just crazy. From the lyrics to the crescendo and then back down. I love it still. I think it's his best work too.


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While Jesus equiped with angels, the Devil's equiped with fire
For God so love the world that he blessed the thug with rocks
Won't stop until they feel me
Protect me Devil, think the Lord is tryin' to kill me
It's vica versa
Heaven is below, while this dozier keep me high
To see the Lord almighty n****, I'm ready to die
My reply for any questions asked, "The Devil made me do it"
Who's the Devil may I ask?, It's so polluted
Up-rooted from all this stupid ****
See me cremated, my adaption to the climate
So glad I made it
Elated that they gon' go to Heaven
But do they know Heaven may not be th place to go
Again I ask, Heaven was Hell and vica versa
The devil's in me and I'll be damned if I'm gon let God hurt ya

[Blaxican8504]

Re: Hot Rap Lyrics Thread

Binary Star - Honest Expression; The whole song is incredible, but the first verse stands out.

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Dig - I'ma put it on the table
I ain't a thug n**** and playa, I ain't playful
I'm just Senim Silla, man without label
Standin' on my own to you tryin' to stay stable
Speakin' what I know to only what I'm able
I ain't the kinda guy who carry on for dough
The material cat who walk around for show
I'm just your everyday, merry way joe on the go
While others go with the flow
I ain't never been the one to
follow trend, I do my own bit
Can't keep up with the joneses, I'm on my own ****
I don't care what you drink
What you stress, how you dress, or where you got the link
I ain't impressed
These lames run around like mice in a maze
Tryin' to get up on cheese, its just a rat race
Wanna change times' schemes to make man worship things
Over the supreme being, or stop, fill up?
Should I join the hypocrites?
Or side with the suckas by choice
It makes no difference that y'all product of environment
It's just coincidence
The world's a violent place baby,
there ain't no more innocence
Or civil men or penitence, just
Ignorance cast on the right from wrong
They mimic **** they see on TV or hear in a song
What that tell you they on?
A sucka act up every minute
The righteous live on but the the n***** are infinite

Binary Star - Reality Check

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This is how I represent I rock the mic 110 percent
It's intimate, I keeps the party moving like a immigrant
Binary Star, superstar its no coincidence
Every verse is intricate, this ain't a circus in a tent
We don't get down like them clowns and the kids
I'm use to being indigent, who said its all about the Benjamin's?
I wanna fortune, I wanna make music and hit the lottery
Fortunately my music is never watery
That's how its gotta be, as far as I can see
Maybe you should grab a telescope to see my view its like astronomy
It aint all about economy
so the fact that these wack emcees is making G's don't bother me
Honestly, my number one policy is quality
never sell my soul is my philosophy
High velocity, lyrics like Nastradamus make a prophecy
I told you cats a long time a go it ain't no stoppin' me
I bomb your set that's not a threat its a promise
Got everybody ridin' on my wagon like the Amish
But still I never claim to be a big rap star
So no matter who you are its still Allah who act God
Better believe this, most rappers can't achieve this
I'm bad to the bone but x-rays can't even see this
See I'm strategic I letcha money talk bull**** walk
While I keep it rollin' like paraplegics
Whoever's on the microphone let it be known
You in danger, I got next (necks) like the Boston Strangler
You ain't never heard an emcee speak like this
And Rodney King ain't never felt a beat like this

[The GIGGAS]

Re: Hot Rap Lyrics Thread

You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

[Cyros]

Re: Hot Rap Lyrics Thread

You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

You whack bro.

[stewaat]

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GIGGAS get that spam outta here.

[eDotd]

Re: Hot Rap Lyrics Thread

Lol @ GIGGAS

She fine and she flyin, I feel I'm flying by 'em 'cause my mind's on cloud nine and I'm a mime at the same time/

Pimps see the wings on the underground king/

Who's also Klingon, To infinity and beyond, something really stinks, but I Sphinx like Leon/

Or lion in the desert, I'm flying on Pegasus you're flying on the pheasant.

Writer of the white powder, picker of the fire flowers, spit hot fire like Dylon on Chappelle's skit, Yeah, smell it on my unicorn, don’t snort the white horse, but toot my own horn.

[Kanobi]

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"I'll kidnap the President's wife without a plan"

"My thoughts react like Stephen Speilberg's"

- Nas


"You'll hit the ground burnin' and wake up frostbit"

- Rakim

[pennstlbu]

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I like the deep, insightful lyrics, but I find raunchy, sexual lyrics to be hilarious.

"As far as ****ing goes, I hit more *****es than Ike Turner."-Philly's Most Wanted

"And I never eat ***** cuz I'm too stubborn in my ways. C'Mon."-Ma$e

"If you packing the double D, let everyone S double E. Angelina Jolie, let me see those beautiful babies I'm all about the tedos. Miss Jackson's packin' 'em, holy Toledo. Missed the flash, because I don't have Tivo."-Tech N9ne

"Life is so grand, when you got your fans blasting off their shirts, flashing their Lindsay Lohans."-Tech N9ne

[The 24th Letter]

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some of my favorites

"They even heard about the crib you bought you mom out in Florida the 5th corridor,

call the coroner!!

Theres gonna be a whole lot of slow singin' and flower bringin' if my burgaler alarm starts ringin'" -Notorious B.I.G

"Dead in the middle of little italy, little did we know that we riddled some middle man who didnt do diddily" -Big Pun

"While you ****** is babblin', my lyrics are travelin', like a javelin to stab you in the abdomen" -Canibus

"I know how to get my pairs off me, make em' cry and die from high blood pressure cause tears are salty" -Jadakiss

[jmood88]

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Money doesn't change you, it just makes you more of what you already are

I just heard your 12 inch, how you gon let your instrumental out-rhyme you?

If you got a issue with me then speak it cause if you can't tell it to my face it's not a problem it's a secret

And the one's in my sig. I'll probably have more later.