My fav two were:
Michael: Yes?
Pam: Michael, there's a Charles Minor here to see you.
Michael: Minor? I hardly know her
Dwight: Come on, no, you have to charm ‘em. (on the phone) Hey there gorgeous, how are you doing today?
Stephanie: I’m good thank you.
Dwight: How’s it hanging?
Stephanie: Alright..
Dwight: Good, listen, my name is Michael (pauses, sees a tape dispenser) Scotch, and I just wanted to say that, uh, I’ve got David Wallace’s son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn’t get to this phone in five seconds I’m gonna start.. (Michael hangs up the phone)
Michael: What are you doing? God! (redials) Hi Stephanie it’s Michael Scott again. I just spoke with Michael Scotch and the son’s going to be returned. Everything’s fine. And I really, really need to talk to David.
They need to expand on this Michael Scotch character. He probably still has Wallace's kid in his trunk. :wink:


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