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  • areobee401
    Hall Of Fame
    • Apr 2006
    • 16771

    #1

    Miss USA 1991 has a new career

    She's already nailed the cheesy dialogue -- and now former soap opera villain Kelli McCarty has decided ... she just wants to be nailed.


    I for one think this a great idea but one has to wonder how down on your luck you have to be to go this route.
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  • The GIGGAS
    Timbers - Jags - Hokies
    • Mar 2003
    • 28474

    #2
    Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

    Well, she likes acting and sex...
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    • youvalss
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      • Feb 2007
      • 16601

      #3
      Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

      Maybe that's what will end the hunger and bring peace to the world...
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      • bluengold34_OS
        Content Creator
        • Nov 2004
        • 7346

        #4
        Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

        Originally posted by The GIGGAS
        Well, she likes acting and sex...

        Well I dig food, sports, and sex.......hmmmm, there has to be a career in there somewhere.
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        • CMH
          Making you famous
          • Oct 2002
          • 26203

          #5
          Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

          She was already pretty good at taking her top off for low-budget films. She was a nobody on one of the worst soap operas.

          Her career was finished.

          She is married, though, so I wonder how that's working out for her now.
          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

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          • bgeno
            MVP
            • Jun 2003
            • 4321

            #6
            Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

            Originally posted by bluengold34
            Well I dig food, sports, and sex.......hmmmm, there has to be a career in there somewhere.
            Anyone else reminded of the Seinfeld episode where George eats during sex, then starts to get all hot and bothered when he's just eating a sandwich without sex? lol
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            • luv_mist
              Older
              • May 2004
              • 9596

              #7
              Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

              Originally posted by YankeePride
              She was already pretty good at taking her top off for low-budget films. She was a nobody on one of the worst soap operas.

              Her career was finished.

              She is married, though, so I wonder how that's working out for her now.
              In "Hollywood," marriage is the new dating. I'm sure that if her husband has any type of sense and self-respect, he's not sticking around UNLESS money is just that good. In all seriousness, this is sickening.

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              • SPTO
                binging
                • Feb 2003
                • 68046

                #8
                Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

                I have to say that it's pretty sad that she'd drop all the way to doing porn but hey if I ever come across her stuff well....I wouldn't walk away from it

                Still, pretty sad as most Miss USA/Americas etc etc at least stay on the mainstream side of things.
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                • CMH
                  Making you famous
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 26203

                  #9
                  Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

                  I just realized that this is probably the first official time that someone was right about that model someday becoming a nobody and doing porn.

                  Someone is running around posting their quote from 1991 all over the internet.
                  "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                  "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                  • trobinson97
                    Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 16366

                    #10
                    Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

                    Soft core or hard?
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                    • p_rushing
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 14514

                      #11
                      Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

                      Originally posted by YankeePride
                      Someone is running around posting their quote from 1991 all over the internet.
                      the internet wasn't around for most people then

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                      • DaveDQ
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                        • Sep 2003
                        • 7664

                        #12
                        Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

                        Originally posted by p_rushing
                        the internet wasn't around for most people then
                        It was for those of us who did ultra-secret missions for the US Government.
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                        • areobee401
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 16771

                          #13
                          Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

                          Originally posted by trobinson97
                          Soft core or hard?
                          From the "movie" preview I would say its hardcore. Plus Vivid is making the movie.
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                          • Sandman42
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 15186

                            #14
                            Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

                            Originally posted by bgeno
                            Anyone else reminded of the Seinfeld episode where George eats during sex, then starts to get all hot and bothered when he's just eating a sandwich without sex? lol
                            That's exactly what I thought of also.
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                            • skitch
                              Fear Ameer
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 12349

                              #15
                              Re: Miss USA 1991 has a new career

                              That's bad ***. This should be a requirement for all winners.

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