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  • areobee401
    Hall Of Fame
    • Apr 2006
    • 16771

    #1

    Black Dynamite





    When “The Man” murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.

    This has instant classic for males 18-35 written all over it

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  • Blzer
    Resident film pundit
    • Mar 2004
    • 42515

    #2
    Re: Black Dynamite

    Lame.

    Sad thing is, some 15 year old kids are going to go to the theaters opening night thinking it's some hokey adaption to the Napoleon Dynamite franchise, and get turned down at the window when they find out it's rated R.
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    • 23
      yellow
      • Sep 2002
      • 66469

      #3
      Re: Black Dynamite

      I dont know man. My buddy is in that movie. They were in the sundance film festival in Utah about a week or so ago and they had people in the snow trying to get in the premier even after it was full.


      Not that, that matters much in the grand scheme but its probably a poor man's austin power franchise type movie

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      • Stumbleweed
        Livin' the dream
        • Oct 2006
        • 6279

        #4
        Re: Black Dynamite

        The cast list is hilarious. Arsenio!?! Tommy Davidson?!
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        • areobee401
          Hall Of Fame
          • Apr 2006
          • 16771

          #5
          Re: Black Dynamite

          Maybe it's just me but I know i'll be seeing it when I get a chance.
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          • SPTO
            binging
            • Feb 2003
            • 68046

            #6
            Re: Black Dynamite

            OMFG!

            I just watched the R rated trailer and this is just my kind of flick. The movie has the look and feel of the classic blaxploitation movies and the humor is just right. This is gonna be a cult favorite 20 years from now and I definitely will see this movie.
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            • areobee401
              Hall Of Fame
              • Apr 2006
              • 16771

              #7
              Re: Black Dynamite

              The R rated trailer is what sold me.
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              • Rocky
                All Star
                • Jul 2002
                • 6896

                #8
                Re: Black Dynamite

                They could've got a better lead actor. That dude is just so wooden to me.
                "Maybe I can't win. But to beat me, he's going to have to kill me. And to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me. And to do that, he's got to be willing to die himself. I don't know if he's ready to do that."
                -Rocky Balboa

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                • SPTO
                  binging
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 68046

                  #9
                  Re: Black Dynamite

                  Originally posted by Rocky
                  They could've got a better lead actor. That dude is just so wooden to me.
                  That's the point though most of the lead actors in blaxploitation movies back in the day were wooden like that.
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                  • Cyros
                    ULTRAAAA!!!!
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 12628

                    #10
                    Re: Black Dynamite

                    Would love to see this, but no way it makes it to this town I'm in.
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                    • Scottdau
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 32580

                      #11
                      Re: Black Dynamite

                      That line about waking up the other girls was classic!

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                      • Bornindamecca
                        Books Nelson Simnation
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 10919

                        #12
                        Re: Black Dynamite

                        Normally I'd be all over this, but Michael Jai White is death to all things quality. Dark Knight stank for every second he was on screen, and got a whole star better when he was off of it.
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                        • KingV2k3
                          Senior Circuit
                          • May 2003
                          • 5881

                          #13
                          Re: Black Dynamite

                          Thanks for the tip...

                          I've seen just about every blaxploitation flick and just about every spoof of the genre and this looks like a winner to me...

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                          • Nivek
                            H*ll *f F*m*
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 7999

                            #14
                            Blaxploitation at its fnest...'Black Dynamite'

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                            Cameras or guns, one of them is gonna shoot me to death.

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                            • moe416
                              Rookie
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 120

                              #15
                              Re: Blaxploitation at its fnest...'Black Dynamite'

                              Black Dynamite
                              Life is a gamble and death's like a roll of dice.
                              So before you shake em and throw, know the price.

                              Lloyd Banks

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