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  • Adam Dayton
    Banned
    • Jan 2008
    • 1835

    #1

    Favorite Seinfeld Episode

    Whatsup guys,

    Just wanted to hear what your favorite episodes are of what I think is amongst the top shows in the history of television (and my favorite show of all time).

    A list of mine-

    The Soup Nazi
    The Bet
    The Beach
    The Marine Biologist
    The Frogger
    The Caddy
    The Van Beuren Boys

    The show itself is so effing brilliant. I love how all the elements in an episode come together perfectly at the end. I know I am missing many others. I would love to hear your guys favorites and we can talk and laugh about the best parts.
    Last edited by Adam Dayton; 03-01-2009, 11:52 PM.
  • daflyboys
    Banned
    • May 2003
    • 18238

    #2
    Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode

    Having to take Bania to dinner.

    "I've been working out Jerry.... I'm huge."

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    • Adam Dayton
      Banned
      • Jan 2008
      • 1835

      #3
      Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode

      I love Jackie Chiles. Who could forget this classic dynamic between him and Kramer-


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      "Seinfeld: The Maestro (#7.3)" (1995)

      Cosmo Kramer: Well you know they don't allow outside drinks in the movie theater. So I had to put it in my shirt and sneak it in.
      Jackie Chiles: Yeah, see they like to sell their own coffee.
      Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, now is that going to be a problem?
      Jackie Chiles: Yeah that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
      Cosmo Kramer: It's definitely preposterous.
      Jackie Chiles: So. Then what happened?
      Cosmo Kramer: Well I was trying to get to my seat and I had to step over someone and I kind of got pushed and it spilled on me.
      Jackie Chiles: Was there a top on it?
      Cosmo Kramer: Yeah
      Jackie Chiles: Now did you put the top on or did they put the top on for you?
      Cosmo Kramer: No. They put the top on.
      Jackie Chiles: And they made the top. You didn't make the top did you?
      [Kramer motions that he did not make the top]
      Jackie Chiles: [to secretary over intercom] Suzie. I want you to go down to Java World. Get me a cafe latte with a top.
      [to Kramer]
      Jackie Chiles: We're gonna run some test on that top. Have you been to the doctor?
      Cosmo Kramer: No. No, I haven't.
      Jackie Chiles: Suzie. Call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer here. Tell him it's from me.
      Cosmo Kramer: So, what do you think, Mr. Chiles.
      Jackie Chiles: Jackie
      Cosmo Kramer: Jackie. I mean, we have a chance?
      Jackie Chiles: Do we have a chance? You get me one coffee drinker on that jury, you gonna walk outta there a rich man.

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      • Fresh Tendrils
        Strike Hard and Fade Away
        • Jul 2002
        • 36131

        #4
        Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode

        Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it round tine.



        MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!



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        • snepp
          We'll waste him too.
          • Apr 2003
          • 10007

          #5
          Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode

          http://www.operationsports.com/forum...-seinfeld.html
          Member of The OS Baseball Rocket Scientists Association

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          • TheMatrix31
            RF
            • Jul 2002
            • 52930

            #6
            Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode

            Gonna lock this. Use the thread Snepp posted, it's a long one.

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