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  • ZB9
    Hall Of Fame
    • Nov 2004
    • 18387

    #1

    What is your bail?

    Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you
    owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


    1) Smoked pot -- $10

    2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50

    3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10

    4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

    5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

    6) Went streaking -- $5

    7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

    8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20

    9)Kissed your boss --$50

    10) Been arrested -- $5

    11) Spent time in jail -- $15

    12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50

    13) Played spin the bottle -- $5

    14) Done something you regret -- $20

    15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20

    16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

    17) Went skinny dipping -- $5

    18) Been slapped-- $5

    19) Slapped someone-- $5

    20) Beat up someone -- $20

    21) Been jumped -- $10

    22) Ever had sex at church -- $25

    23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25

    24) Cheated on test -- $50

    25) Vandalized something -- $20

    26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100

    27) Crossed dressed -- $10

    28) Given money to stripper -- $25

    29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30

    30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

    31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

    32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

    33) Ever drive drunk -- $20

    34) Used toys while having sex -- $30

    35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

    36) Had sex in a pool -- $20

    37) Masturbated -- $10

    38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
    friend --$20

    39) Done oral -- $5

    40) Got oral -- $5

    41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

    42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to
    you-- $40

    43) Stole something -- $10

    44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25

    45) Made a dirty home video -- $15

    46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30

    47) Had a threesome -- $50

    48) Had sex in a public place-- $20

    49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

    50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

    51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

    52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25

    53) Lied to your mate -- $5

    54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

    OK , OS'ers now tally up your answers

    mine is $580.50. Beat that lol
    Last edited by ZB9; 03-12-2009, 03:44 PM.
  • BunnyHardaway
    Banned
    • Nov 2004
    • 15195

    #2
    Re: What is your bail?

    $175

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    • bsb13
      Banned
      • Mar 2005
      • 3439

      #3
      Re: What is your bail?

      $190.50

      Should have made peeing in the pool a $1. The 50 cents gives me away lol.

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      • fpac
        MVP
        • Oct 2002
        • 3830

        #4
        Re: What is your bail?

        490.50

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        • LionsFanNJ
          All Star
          • Apr 2006
          • 9464

          #5
          Re: What is your bail?

          $355
          HELLO BROOKYLN.
          All Black Everything

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          • boomhauertjs
            All Star
            • Feb 2004
            • 5373

            #6
            Re: What is your bail?

            $310

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            • Gizmo
              YNWA
              • Jul 2002
              • 3886

              #7
              Re: What is your bail?

              $195

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              • ZB9
                Hall Of Fame
                • Nov 2004
                • 18387

                #8
                Re: What is your bail?

                lol jeez with $580.50 I guess im the biggest A-hole here. What the crap

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                • ZB9
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 18387

                  #9
                  Re: What is your bail?

                  Originally posted by Gizmo
                  $195
                  Originally posted by boomhauertjs
                  $310
                  Originally posted by JJLinn
                  $175
                  Originally posted by LionsFanNJ
                  $355
                  lol Liars!!!

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                  • Joey P
                    Banned
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 686

                    #10
                    Re: What is your bail?

                    Originally posted by ZB9
                    lol jeez with $580.50 I guess im the biggest A-hole here. What the crap
                    No, you're a peon...

                    I'm up to $735 in fees.

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                    • ZB9
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 18387

                      #11
                      Re: What is your bail?

                      Originally posted by JCameo23
                      No, you're a peon...

                      I'm up to $735 in fees.
                      lol good thing it's not for each offense or I would rack up 5 figures and life without parole...the two of us need to go to church

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                      • Dame
                        Sweettouch
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1246

                        #12
                        Re: What is your bail?

                        $680
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                        • Joey P
                          Banned
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 686

                          #13
                          Re: What is your bail?

                          Each offense?

                          Good lawd...I'd get the chair.

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                          • bsb13
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 3439

                            #14
                            Re: What is your bail?

                            Damn, I thought everybody pissed in the pool atleast once before.

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                            • Dame
                              Sweettouch
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 1246

                              #15
                              Re: What is your bail?

                              Originally posted by JCameo23
                              Each offense?

                              Good lawd...I'd get the chair.
                              if so on number 37 you would have to set a max penalty or give me a chance for a plea deal
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