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  • WDOgF0reL1fe
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    • Apr 2005
    • 3427

    #1

    LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!



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  • Gizmo
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    • Jul 2002
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    #2
    Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

    Bear suit. I will NOT watch any movie he is in. He's that terrible of an actor. Seriously.

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    • The Chef
      Moderator
      • Sep 2003
      • 13684

      #3
      Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

      Originally posted by Gizmo
      Bear suit. I will NOT watch any movie he is in. He's that terrible of an actor. Seriously.
      I certainly am not a fan of his but I dont mind watching the National Treasure movies or The Rock but other then those I dont think there is anything else he has done that I can stomach.
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      • TheMatrix31
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        • Jul 2002
        • 52908

        #4
        Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

        Originally posted by The Chef
        I certainly am not a fan of his but I dont mind watching the National Treasure movies or The Rock but other then those I dont think there is anything else he has done that I can stomach.
        Face/Off, Raising Arizona, Con-Air...

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        • Cyros
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          • Jun 2003
          • 12628

          #5
          Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

          I liked Gone in 60 Seconds and 8mm.
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          • CMH
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            • Oct 2002
            • 26203

            #6
            Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

            Originally posted by TheMatrix31
            Face/Off, Raising Arizona, Con-Air...
            All before he started tanking it as an actor.

            I'm gonna say that after the media/fan (not monetary as the movie actually lost money despite it's huge gross) success of "Gone in 60 Seconds" Cage realized he was a name star and just stopped trying.
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            • CMH
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              • Oct 2002
              • 26203

              #7
              Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

              Well, it was at least around that time. Adaptation was filmed less than a year after Gone in 60 Seconds was released. So, it's hard for me to say that he might have lost it right after that role. He was probably at that peak.

              Getting a nomination for Best Actor and seeing Gone go crazy in the box office probably tipped the scale for him.
              "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

              "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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              • WazzuRC
                Go Cougs!
                • Dec 2002
                • 5617

                #8
                Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

                Originally posted by TheMatrix31
                Con-Air...
                UGH what a horrible movie. "Put the bunny back in the box."

                However, John Malkovich FTW.

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                • Defel
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 1345

                  #9
                  Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

                  That article is pretty dead on.

                  BTW, Nicolas Cage has been great in these movies and adequate, at best, in others:

                  Adaptation
                  The Weather Man
                  Matchstick Men
                  Leaving Las Vegas
                  Bringing Out the Dead

                  (haven't seen Raising Arizona)

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                  • DubTrey1
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                    • Mar 2008
                    • 1023

                    #10
                    Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

                    Ghost Rider.



                    The movie pretty much sums up his career to this point.
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                    • The Chef
                      Moderator
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 13684

                      #11
                      Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

                      Originally posted by DubTrey1
                      Ghost Rider.



                      The movie pretty much sums up his career to this point.
                      That was a classic compared to The Wicker Man where he dresses like a bear and has a run in with bees.
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                      • DakkoN
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                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5611

                        #12
                        Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

                        I actually liked The Family Man.
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                        • Brian Gee
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1938

                          #13
                          Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

                          The Weather Man was great and the poster that listed some of movies he was good in is dead on.

                          Cage isn't guilty of being a horrible actor, he's guilty of starring in horrible movies. And I'm sorry, even though it may be nostalgic for some of you, Con Air and The Rock SUCKED.
                          The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no further!

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                          • Blzer
                            Resident film pundit
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 42515

                            #14
                            Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

                            Gone in 60 Seconds and National Treasure (1) are the only tolerable ones of his for me.

                            I don't consider him bad... but his unique "charms" are actually just sort of annoying. I think it has something to do with the way that he whispers really loudly.
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                            • billmatic
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                              • Nov 2004
                              • 7365

                              #15
                              Re: LOL at this. Nicolas Cage movie plot generator!

                              Originally posted by WazzuRC
                              UGH what a horrible movie. "Put the bunny back in the box."

                              However, John Malkovich FTW.
                              No doubt. Con Air, or more specifically Nic Cage in Con Air, was awful. The terrible accent, complete lack of any semblance of emotion, it was really an epically bad performance.

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