The Charlie Sheen Watch

**Gibbz** · 02-28-2011, 11:29 AM

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Heard him say on Good Morning, America "Most people would've died from the amount of drugs I took the last time I used them. I was banging 7-gram rocks and finishing them easy cause that's how I roll..."

Amazing.

**Jasong7777** · 02-28-2011, 12:11 PM

Re: The Charlie Sheen Watch

Originally posted by Gibbz

Heard him say on Good Morning, America "Most people would've died from the amount of drugs I took the last time I used them. I was banging 7-gram rocks and finishing them easy cause that's how I roll..."

Amazing.

That dude don't give a **** anymore.

**DaveDQ** · 02-28-2011, 02:00 PM

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What really gets me is how Sheen can do all this crap to his body and he has a full head of hair. Here I am "just saying no" and my hair has thinned out considerably.

**WazzuRC** · 02-28-2011, 02:16 PM

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LOL, this dude wants a 50% raise to return to Two and a Half Men because of "psychological stress." Get outta here.

**daflyboys** · 02-28-2011, 02:40 PM

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I don't wanna sound insensitive.... but what's the over/under on this guy's 50th birthday??

**Mr5000** · 02-28-2011, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by WazzuRC

LOL, this dude wants a 50% raise to return to Two and a Half Men because of "psychological stress." Get outta here.

Watch they give it to him.

**Pete1210** · 02-28-2011, 03:06 PM

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Today show video and article

He named his home rehab, "Sober Valley Lodge" That's funny.

"You can't process me with a normal brain." That'd be a good title for his autobiography.

**mjb2124** · 02-28-2011, 06:17 PM

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Here are a few of my favorites (and further proof that he's crazy as hell):

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After hearing his publicist resigned:

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19 · 02-28-2011, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by daflyboys

I don't wanna sound insensitive.... but what's the over/under on this guy's 50th birthday??

Seriously.

I heard an interesting Prop Bet on the radio today...

Who lives longer... Charlie Sheen or Kirk Douglas? (If anyone saw the Oscars last night, you know what I mean.)

**av7** · 02-28-2011, 06:21 PM

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Not sure if its just me but he sounded like Brian Wilson early on with some of his lines

**KingV2k3** · 02-28-2011, 06:58 PM

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Two (times two) things:

1) Sheen is apparently sober (ish) which means he's having a "come down / crash" of **** proportion...if he was in rehab they'd do the humane thing and wean him off with other meds, to prevent this sort of self inflicted chaos...

2) Can anyone name another celeb at the peak of their career who melted down to this degree? It's always been B-Listers and hasbeens to my memory...not the highest paid guy on the most popular TV show...

My take:

1) Dr. Drew claims that "revenge" and "I'll show you" are qualities of the most succesful rehab candidates, because they have the neccesary motivation...he seems VERY motivated...so far, anyway...

2) If dude (eventually) makes it out of this maze, he's really gonna have some 'splainin' to do about his approach during this recent media "blitz"...

Yowza...

**NINJAK2** · 02-28-2011, 07:30 PM

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Can't wait til he does a guest appearance on "Entourage". that episode will be ****..

**SPTO** · 02-28-2011, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by KingV2k3

2) Can anyone name another celeb at the peak of their career who melted down to this degree? It's always been B-Listers and hasbeens to my memory...not the highest paid guy on the most popular TV show...

Hmm good question, maybe Richard Pryor?

Anyways I've seen some clips and Sheen is totally out of his friggin mind! If you look in his eyes you can tell he's not all there and if he is indeed off the drugs like you say then sheesh, he must've been on some heavy duty stuff to be crashing at this magnitude.

Sheen also looks to have lost quite a bit of weight which is doubly disturbing. I dunno, I really don't think he's got much long to live if he keeps up this crazy lifestyle.

**ImTellinTim** · 02-28-2011, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by mjb2124

Here are a few of my favorites (and further proof that he's crazy as hell):

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special," Sheen told NBC. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not bitching a total freaking rock star from Mars. And people can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."

He later said he has "tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

"I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind," he said when asked how he cured himself of his addictions. "I had to unload 22 years of fiction and just decided I don't believe that anymore."

“I am on a drug,” Sheen said. “It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

After hearing his publicist resigned:

“*****. He’s not allowed to quit, so you’re fired.”

I love Charlie Sheen.

**Bellsprout** · 02-28-2011, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by mjb2124

Here are a few of my favorites (and further proof that he's crazy as hell):

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special," Sheen told NBC. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not bitching a total freaking rock star from Mars. And people can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."

He later said he has "tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

"I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind," he said when asked how he cured himself of his addictions. "I had to unload 22 years of fiction and just decided I don't believe that anymore."

“I am on a drug,” Sheen said. “It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

After hearing his publicist resigned:

“*****. He’s not allowed to quit, so you’re fired.”

That just may be the greatest thing I've read in my entire life.

The Charlie Sheen Watch

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