Most Quotable Movies?

[skitch]

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is my personal choice... I drop lines from that all the time.

"Quick, like a bunny!"

"One of god's own prototypes... too weird to live, and too rare to die."

"Dogs ****ed the Pope, no fault of mine!"

"Did you see what GOD just did to us man?"

"Can't stop here... this is bat country."

"Jesus, did I say that or just think it? Am I talking? Can they hear me?"

"Oh ****, I forgot about the beer.. want one? How 'bout some ether?"

"For god's sakes man, will someone tell me about the ****ing golf shoes?"

"I think I'm getting the Fear."

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever... Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

"I am Ahab."

"A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip."

"Let's get down to brass tacks... how much for the ape?"

"I just wanted to carve a little 'Z' in your forehead."

And my #1 most-used Fear and Loathing quote, that I say a few times a month in varying situations, "Don't take any guff from these ****ing swine!"

HELL yes. Great list of quotes from an awesome movie. Any word on when The Rum Diaries is coming out?

[Stumbleweed]

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Not sure... it just says "2010" everywhere I've seen. Hopefully it's soon, I can't wait for another Depp-HST property.

And yeah, that's my favorite movie. So many awesome lines and scenes, both comedic and dramatic/powerful... Gilliam is the man. All those quotes are straight from HST's pen, which is just a testament to how damn funny his writing is. I can read those books forever and always hear his voice in my head... one of the few authors that I actually laugh out loud at while reading, even on repeat readings.

[jeremym480]

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is my personal choice... I drop lines from that all the time.

"Quick, like a bunny!"

"One of god's own prototypes... too weird to live, and too rare to die."

"Dogs ****ed the Pope, no fault of mine!"

"Did you see what GOD just did to us man?"

"Finish the ****ing story man... what happened... what about the glands??"

"Can't stop here... this is bat country."

"Jesus, did I say that or just think it? Am I talking? Can they hear me?"

"Oh ****, I forgot about the beer.. want one? How 'bout some ether?"

"For god's sakes man, will someone tell me about the ****ing golf shoes?"

"I think I'm getting the Fear."

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever... Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

"I am Ahab."

"A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip."

"Let's get down to brass tacks... how much for the ape?"

"As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts."

"I just wanted to carve a little 'Z' in your forehead."

And my #1 most-used Fear and Loathing quote, that I say a few times a month in varying situations, "Don't take any guff from these ****ing swine!"

Great Movie. And don't forget Christoper Meloni's last line- "So, **** you officer. I'm in charge". Classic.

Also, when Johnny Depp takes the valet ticket: "There is no way in explaining the terror I felt."

My favorite scene is when they're at that conference watching that video on marijuana use with all those cops. Man that is hilarious. I tried looking for it but, couldn't find it. If someone could post it that would be awesome.

[Kashanova]

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Anchorman FTW

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. "
"I'm in a glass case of emotion."
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. "
" I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. "
"Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion woman. "
"Como estan, beetches? "

[Fresh Tendrils]

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For me its these:

Princess Bride
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Back to the Future trilogy
Spinal Tap

[Kearnzo]

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Not a movie, but as far as quotability, Eastbound and Down wins. I use "I'M GOING TO SHABOOMS!" at nonsensical times just to get an eye roll outta the wife.

She also gave me the look one night for slapping her hind quarters, so I jokingly pulled out: "Don't you stare at me with those dead eyes, you church b****!". Not even a wry smile could save me from enjoying the warmth of the couch that night

[jeremym480]

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Not a movie, but as far as quotability, Eastbound and Down wins. I use "I'M GOING TO SHABOOMS!" at nonsensical times just to get an eye roll outta the wife.

She also gave me the look one night for slapping her hind quarters, so I jokingly pulled out: "Don't you stare at me with those dead eyes, you church b****!". Not even a wry smile could save me from enjoying the warmth of the couch that night

"I'm ****in' in, You're ****in' out!"

[trobinson97]

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Glengarry Glen Ross. What are you gonna do about it...........*** hole?

[KingV2k3]

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Glengarry Glen Ross. What are you gonna do about it...........*** hole?

Well, played sir!

Another "Old School" favorite:

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More quotables per minute than anything else that comes to mind.

[ScoobySnax]

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Lion King for me.

[DaImmaculateONe]

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Half Baked

"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? Boo this man"

"I be from Jamaica, mon.
What part of Jamaica?
Right near da beach. Boy-eeee! "

[trobinson97]

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Yeah Half Baked is a good one.

(Talking to horse)
"Hey girl, you hungry?"
(Fat woman walking by)
"**** you *****!"

[trobinson97]

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Oh yeah, gotta give it up to Blazing Saddles. Excuse' me while I whip this out.

"What do you like to do?"

"I don't know, play chess, screw."

"Well, let's play chess."

[El_Jefe]

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Oh yeah, gotta give it up to Blazing Saddles. Excuse' me while I whip this out.

"What do you like to do?"

"I don't know, play chess, screw."

"Well, let's play chess."

What in the Wide,Wide World of Sports is a goin on here?

[Sting]

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Celtic Pride