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  • dossier
    Banned
    • Oct 2006
    • 2272

    #1

    Machete

    The movie everybody has been waiting for, Machete

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    Michelle's looking good.
  • trobinson97
    Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
    • Oct 2004
    • 16366

    #2
    Re: Machete

    Lol, "introducing Don Johnson". Looks hilarious.
    PS: You guys are great.

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    • Kanobi
      H*F Cl*ss *f '09
      • Apr 2003
      • 6052

      #3
      Re: Machete

      I'm there 1st night

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      • Beantown
        #DoYourJob
        • Feb 2005
        • 31523

        #4
        Re: Machete

        Looks awesome.

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        • bigfnjoe96
          Hall Of Fame
          • Feb 2004
          • 11410

          #5
          Re: Machete

          Originally posted by Kanobi
          I'm there 1st night
          Same here. Saw the preview b-4 Predators. Can't wait

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          • elgreazy1
            MVP
            • Apr 2007
            • 2996

            #6
            Re: Machete

            This looks so bad that it'll be good. And hopefully it'll have plenty of racial political incorrectness to fill my needs.
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            • catcatch22
              Or should I
              • Sep 2003
              • 3378

              #7
              Re: Machete

              Originally posted by elgreazy1
              And hopefully it'll have plenty of racial political incorrectness to fill my needs.
              Nice! I guess this is El Mariachi reboot of a whole different kind.

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              • The Chef
                Moderator
                • Sep 2003
                • 13684

                #8
                Re: Machete

                Been waiting for this since I saw the preview before the Tarantino/Rodriguez double feature, of which the name escapes me right now, but this looks amazing.
                http://www.twitch.tv/kitm9891

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                • jmood88
                  Sean Payton: Retribution
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 34639

                  #9
                  Re: Machete

                  The fake trailer for Grindhouse was hilarious and this reminds me of Desperado, which I loved, so I can't wait for this.
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                  • dossier
                    Banned
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 2272

                    #10
                    Re: Machete

                    Looks like Lindsay Lohan is in the film, that's gotta be hilarious.

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                    • Sandman42
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 15186

                      #11
                      Re: Machete

                      Looks awesome. Still have no clue as to why Seagal is in the movie though.
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                      • deaduck
                        MVP
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 2389

                        #12
                        Re: Machete

                        Originally posted by Sandman42
                        Looks awesome. Still have no clue as to why Seagal is in the movie though.
                        Movies where Seagal has a cameo are awesome compared to films he tries to carry by himself.

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                        • Kanobi
                          H*F Cl*ss *f '09
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 6052

                          #13
                          Re: Machete

                          Originally posted by The Chef
                          Been waiting for this since I saw the preview before the Tarantino/Rodriguez double feature, of which the name escapes me right now, but this looks amazing.
                          Planet Terror/Death Proof

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                          • dossier
                            Banned
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 2272

                            #14
                            Re: Machete

                            Originally posted by Sandman42
                            Looks awesome. Still have no clue as to why Seagal is in the movie though.
                            Why not, that's freaking hilarious.

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                            • ~LiverpoolRed~
                              YNWA
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 10755

                              #15
                              Re: Machete

                              Originally posted by deaduck
                              Movies where Seagal has a cameo are awesome compared to films he tries to carry by himself.
                              This.

                              What's with "Introducing Don Johnson"?

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